HALO 3 SCREENZSHOT
Continuing in what is something of a long tradition of me beating down women, I played a game of Halo 3 against some random gamer chick called “Steffaniie” tonight (probably a single, 35-year old man living in his mother’s basement).
This was no ordinary game however, as it was my first game using the Xbox 360 hard drive, allowing me to replay the game from INFINITE ANGLES and take screenshots. It is the most awesome function ever in an online multiplayer game. Behold!
Hello Steffaniie YOU CAN NOT HIDE:
OR JUMP AWAY:
HAH! TAKE THAT. YOU GOT PWNED. YOU GOT PWNED. THIS IS THE RUSH I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FORsomeonegivemenewpantsplease.
I make no claims as to my skills at this game. In truth, I suck extraordinarily hard, my general reaction to loud noises and bright flashes being to mash all buttons down at once causing me to shoot wildly in a circle until someone comes up behind me and punches me in the face with a killing blow, resetting my shame-o-meter for another 20 seconds before it all happens again. Steffaniie in fact totally thrashed me and most of the other players in that particular game.
CHAAAAARGE…
