Seerius Questchun

Ok. Which is better? Short hair or long hair?

It’s not often I ask for advice from you lot, seeing as you’re all a bunch of disgusting fatbodies who are about as qualified to give me appearance critique as much as you are a bunch of ninja robots from the future, but I thought I’d ask anyway. What do we reckon…

Clooney-esque with grey bits, short and cropped yongfook (current)

clooney

Or,

Lead Singer From That Hoobastank Band, slightly longer and mussed yongfook (past)

hoobastank

Disclaimer: This picture is now about 2 years old, which explains the spritely vigour in my eyes and the exhausted, battered-to-shit look of despair in the one above.

I’m of two minds. I really like the slightly-greyed, wise from experience, aged like a fine cognac Clooney look. I think it adds a dimension of sexuality to my overall being that women tend to only discover isn’t actually there until after I start speaking. Then again, the whole short, grey and somewhat conservative look - coupled with the grey and somewhat conservative manner in which I dress - well, people have recently mistaken me for being in my mid 30s.

On the otherer hand, the slightly longer, pointy and waxed look is cool and all, but it’s been done to death and everyone and their mother has that style now.

Who?

Farmers.

Who else?

Farmers mums.

Great film, Hot Fuzz.

Anyway I digress. What’s the verdict? Short or Long? Cake or Death?

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