I AM THE TRUE YONGFOOK, SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM!!
A lot of people have been telling me lately that I look like “House”, a character in a TV show I’ve never seen, played by Hugh Laurie. I think they are on all kinds of CRACK. I do, however, think I look remarkably like Saddam Hussein in this one picture. Face it ladies, you want a piece of this action. You have the British rapier wit and tantalisingly near-gay mannerisms of Laurie, coupled with the darkly attractive, religiously and morally oppressive hand of Saddam. And a cock the size of a tic tac (only 2 calories!) that won’t chafe as I pummel you endlessly, unable to climax, having been long desensitised to any kind of sexual encounter due to the massive amounts of internet porn I watch.
ha… bet you wished they likened you to wentworth miller instead
Ever heard that anaolgy that ruthless dictators are commonly little men?
Hitler, Napoleon, Saddam….Yongfook.
Now why did you put up three pictures of the same man?
Well, I do see a faint resemblance to Wooster, but I suspect your taste in clothes might meet with approval from Jeeves ;)
Wow, this is pretty funny.
lollerskates, makes it easier for fs, she can wank to two birds with one stone.
I find it somewhat creepy that all 3 photos have very similar clothes and poses… What are the odds.. Other than that I don’t see any similarities… As for your poor desensitised tic tac cock; don’t worry size does matter and I’m sure there’s some woman out there that thinks there is such a thing as too big! Maybe…..it’s a big world, anything’s possible….
OHMYGODIWANTTOFUCKHUGHLAURIE’SBRAINS!!!!!1111one
OK, so we can now conclude that both ‘dudes with mustaches’ and ‘Hugh Laurie’ get LAID.
Can someone please explain why. My tic tac brain is struggling. I also wanna hear from gay guys, cos I suspect the reason chicks wanna boink Huge Laurie now and not when he was The Prince Regent in Blackadder II is because of some dark and frankly arousing Daddy issues.
Prove me wrong.
before-during-after? nah…. i think u shd put the middle pix to the very left and you have the sequence : 20s-30s-40s.
I like it the way it is - if I squint at the screen it’s like I’m looking at some totally hot incestuous, pan-generational menage-a-trois.
You can totally magic-eye Hugh Laurie and YF. Kinda creepy.
You and Saddam have some hardcore eyebrow action going on there.
Oh and please tell me you’ve seen this: http://www.guardian.co.uk/china/story/0,,1874817,00.html
Sarcasm is such a turn-on…
I want the middle one. I can’t believe you’ve never seen House. Now I know why I thought Saddam looked hot in that suit..hmm..notice how insanity grows with age.
You remind me of House too. Except you have no access to medical equipment, lethal dosages of pharmaceutical drugs to adminster, or a horde of eager-to-please medical students chasing after you. Either way, you have my vote fill in for House anyday.
awwww… but saddam is still the hottest. him and his hole-dwelling habit.
who doesnt like a man in a hole? haha
Saddam is one sexy motherfucker.
Yikes, I think Saddam’s suit is the nicest of the 3 photos.
You should also go here next time you’re in China:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/fromourown_correspondent/5371500.stm
It’s like The Triplets of Bellville, except this time you have a cripple, a queer, and a dictator… fascinating.
A big scary drunk lady in a Leicester pub once told me ‘YOU LOOK LIKE SOOMTHIN” OUT OF ANT AND DEC!’. When I asked her which one she said ‘THE SHORT UGLY ONE.’
So I told her she hadn’t narrowed it down enough while I stabbed her repeatedly about the face and neck. With a brick.
Who would you bang?
Saddam: For - A man’s man. Against - made satan his bitch
Hugh Laurie (as Dr House): For - Knows the human body inside and out. Can write scripts. Against - Gammy leg. (Pretending to be) American.
Yongfook: For - Effeminate British nancy boy good looks. A giver and a taker. Lots of toys. Against - prefers masturbation to sex.
The Verdict: Give me the man with the pills anyday.
Can I get your tailor’s phone number? If he’s good enough for Bertie Wooster and Saddam “Damn-the-Man” Hussain, then he’s good enough for me
You look nothing like House, although you may be a bit of an asshole though? You both make me laugh so it’s cool.
Man Oh man.
Was browsing through your archieve earlier and i have to say, YongFook, you sir are hilarious.
Why do you always poke fun of yourself?
Not that I’m complaining though, it’s hilarious.
Asking an non-chav (ie; sentient) British guy why his sense of humour is self deprecating is like asking him why he has knees. It would seem to be the only sane option.
So how was it when you tried on Saddam’s coat? I’m suprised it fit you, I thought Saddam was a bit pudgy around the neck.
Hilarious. I find it funny how the three pictures juxtaposed have pretty the exact same pose / clothes.
You shoud watch House if you get a chance, his brand of humor is very similar to yours, scathing, foul minded, and politicaly incorrect. Hugh Laurie is, of course, a sex GOD, and you should take it as a statment of the obvious, you sir, are sexy as hell.
Actually, if squint as you look at the photos and shake your head side to side really fast so that everything gets all blurry - you three are dead ringers for Il Divo…less one dude.