Cried tears of pee

Why I find this so funny, I don’t know:

It could be because I find any kind of strange animal humour innately funny, like dogs jumping for frisbees and smashing into walls, cats going spastic at their own reflections, flocks of angry sparrows carrying off a hapless gazelle - that kind of thing. I think however, it’s because of the mother panda’s bizarrely human-like reaction. She sort of freezes in terror, like everyone at a party when I force the DJ to put on We Built This City (On Rock ‘n Roll) by Jefferson Starship or when I tell a hilarious babies-on-fire-in-a-sack joke.

11 Responses to “Cried tears of pee”

  1. I find this really funny too especially with the narration, never fail to make me laugh even when I watched it for the 5th time! =)

    Khim / September 10th, 2006
  2. hahahaha, that is so f-king hilarious! oh god, I want to adopt the baby..

    raggle frock / September 10th, 2006
  3. For a moment I thought you had a movie of this story http://www.denverpost.com/nationworld/ci_4305977 and there was a chance I was going to be offended by a movie of it. Cheered me up quite a lot to think something could still offend me, maybe I’m not utterly dead inside…

    Lloyd / September 10th, 2006
  4. I’m so hungry I want to eat what it’s eating.

    Fuckstress / September 11th, 2006
  5. I’ve seen this one before (and many times since :)! Continues to amuse nonetheless. Funny how something so small can produce a sneeze so great. ^^

    a / September 12th, 2006
  6. oh man…… that was funny

    fairybanana / September 15th, 2006
  7. What’s wrong with We Built This City? (Besides the fact that it was obviously brought here by aliens to drive us all insane… Insane I tell you!!)

    nish / September 15th, 2006
  8. Jefferson Starship? Shit all these years I just thought they were starship. Sarah is a great song as well. Rock on.

    scott / September 15th, 2006
  9. The only thing that could have made this better is if the mother had been scared so badly that it vomitted all over the baby or crapped itself.

    Leeps / September 15th, 2006
  10. Oh man! I just peed tears of blood, that was so funny.

    Guig / September 18th, 2006
  11. Back to your original question: why is this so funny? Uhm, it ain’t. Didn’t shed a tear nor a pee.

    S / September 20th, 2006

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