another one that’s too pretty for porn. no, in fact…it’s all good!

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=60280

“FRIDAY, AUGUST 25 Nothing happened today, unless you count the Midnight Express–meets–American Pie scenario that erupted around Madin Azad Amin, the 29-year-Skokie, Illinois, man who was traveling with his mother to Turkey via O’Hare International Airport. That’s where airport guards stopped Amin after finding an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade. In reality, the Associated Press reports, the alleged grenade was a penis pump, and, desperate to conceal the sex toy from his mother, Amin reportedly told authorities it was a bomb, after which he was hauled off and charged with felony disorderly conduct. Addressing the charges in a Cook County court, Amin insisted he’d whispered the word “pump,” which the guard misunderstood as “bomb.” Nevertheless, the security guard testified she had heard Amin “clearly” say “bomb,” and the judge decided there was sufficient evidence for the case to move forward. God only knows how big a part Madin Azad Amin’s name and beigeness played in his “pump” being heard as “bomb,” but if convicted, he could spend up to three years in prison.”

Also, it made me chuckle that there’s “(NSFW?)” in the title of the entry when I pretty much treat the entire site as NSFW. “First Rate Cunt Lapping” and octopus tentancle rape, the first two coming to mind, that would probably get me fired if I looked at them at work.