The secret lives of PR0NZ stars (NSFW?)

Walking around HK I came across this billboard advert for a brand of women’s undergarment. Fellow pervs, correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that Japanese pr0nz actress Maria Ozawa? If not, it’s certainly someone doing an extremely good impression of her not being nailed by two fat Japanese dudes at the same time.

You decide!

And this is Maria in a more porny (but beclothed) pose, below:

Same person? If so, I applaud Hong Kong’s pro-active recruiting of pr0nz stars for mainstream marketing. I eagerly await such goods as the Jenna Jameson facial spritz and the Peter North jumbo hot dog. Wait, that came out wrong.

16 Responses to “The secret lives of PR0NZ stars (NSFW?)”

  1. Dunno…i would though. Either

    Ben / September 1st, 2006
  2. zenzen chigee yo…

    DY / September 1st, 2006
  3. The two look dangerously close…it’s hard to tell though. I definitely need to see them naked.

    David-MTL / September 1st, 2006
  4. Hello? It’s undies!

    Candyfeehily / September 2nd, 2006
  5. Having seen Maria Ozawa naked on many occasions, and having glanced at her face from time to time in between gasps for air, I will have to say that those are not the same person.

    Guig / September 3rd, 2006
  6. why is her bra so big! and her boobs so small :(

    jet / September 3rd, 2006
  7. I think it’s her. Take a look at the collarbone and the shape of her navel. Even those match.

    Jojo A / September 4th, 2006
  8. maria ozawa looks like tom cruise

    Paul Tan / September 4th, 2006
  9. Not her.

    Soul4Sale / September 4th, 2006
  10. I wonder when we will see you again… If it wasn’t for the pictures on your website, I would have forgotten by now how you look. Just seen the tentacle one, btw. hilarious. See you soon, hope you are ok.

    Yuriko / September 4th, 2006
  11. She’s HOT (both of ‘em) but alas, two different sets of lovely breasts. Not the same gal.

    bandofbroads / September 6th, 2006
  12. Nothing to do with this entry except for the sex factor, but when reading through The Stranger (Seattle area newspaper) last week I found this gem that goes along nicely with Judge Thompson’s story from one of the podcasts.

    http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=60280

    “FRIDAY, AUGUST 25 Nothing happened today, unless you count the Midnight Express–meets–American Pie scenario that erupted around Madin Azad Amin, the 29-year-Skokie, Illinois, man who was traveling with his mother to Turkey via O’Hare International Airport. That’s where airport guards stopped Amin after finding an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade. In reality, the Associated Press reports, the alleged grenade was a penis pump, and, desperate to conceal the sex toy from his mother, Amin reportedly told authorities it was a bomb, after which he was hauled off and charged with felony disorderly conduct. Addressing the charges in a Cook County court, Amin insisted he’d whispered the word “pump,” which the guard misunderstood as “bomb.” Nevertheless, the security guard testified she had heard Amin “clearly” say “bomb,” and the judge decided there was sufficient evidence for the case to move forward. God only knows how big a part Madin Azad Amin’s name and beigeness played in his “pump” being heard as “bomb,” but if convicted, he could spend up to three years in prison.”

    Also, it made me chuckle that there’s “(NSFW?)” in the title of the entry when I pretty much treat the entire site as NSFW. “First Rate Cunt Lapping” and octopus tentancle rape, the first two coming to mind, that would probably get me fired if I looked at them at work.

    Randomly OT / September 7th, 2006
  13. Miyabiiiiiiiiii

    another one that’s too pretty for porn. no, in fact…it’s all good!

    Schlongo / September 8th, 2006

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