First Rate Cunt Lapping!
Now, usually it’s quite difficult to pull the wool over my eyes. Having been brought up on a tradition of spoof British TV shows that talk about in-utero baby workouts and drugs called “Cake” that have the potential to make you puke up your own pelvis I have evolved into the cynical, emotionally-closed empty husk of a human being you see before you - and for that reason I tend to view everything put in front of me with a sense of mild distrust.
Waiter: Here is your steak, sir.
Me: But is it really? Is it really my steak?
Waiter: I believe so.
Me: What are you doing in my house.
Waiter: This is a restaurant.
Me: Who sent you. WHO SENT YOU.
However, this video has me stumped. It’s obviously a parody. Or is it? Japan often surprises me (read: confounds me in its batshit craziness) and I could see something like this video filling a tiny, tiny niche amid the vast spectrum of English teaching offerings in this country. It could also be porn.
Either way, I fapped myself into a froth over it. Oh Toshi!
My grandmother gives good head… that is not fucking right. I think I’ve heard the first two before, but never the first rate cunt lapping.
Hahaha! Immensely cringing, but Sooo Funny. Though who’s Toshi??
“My grandmother gives good head” - awesome.
I seriously can’t stop watching this. It’s as if the girl is fucking me with her eyebrows.
Strangely hypnotic. I am ashamed.
…I don’t know whether to be disturbingly turned on or repulsed to the point of vomitting. I have a feeling the answer is a combination somewhere in the middle.
as a girl i’d say: ridiculoOOouUuussssssssssssSSSssssss
-o
That’s a skit from one of those short-lived late night offerings here called “Vermilion Pleasure Night”. You’re just jealous because you didn’t make this yourself.
OMG! SHE IS HAWTT!1
Who is this Toshi, and how can I be him?
you’re SOOOOOOOOOOO Gooooood!
there’s something very evil looking about her.
Not to impune the japanese language (which I find quite fascinating), but it certainly seems she needs an awful lot of words to just say “you lick me wonderfully”…. Is that really all she’s saying???
My parents give good head too - LOL.
mental spasms!!!
HAHAHAHAA
toshi is a very urm.. lucky guy. and i do not want to advertise my grandma’s ability to give good head eventho she cld take her dentures out.
Sam > I think I’m just jealous that I’m neither Toshi, nor SOOOO GOOOOD.
I’m pretty amazed if this is a Japanese production though - the humour seems completely different (read: better) to what is usually on TV.
Yongfook never told us his middle name was Toshi.
Schlongo would so lap her cunt.
Since when did this site become NSFW? :p
Ahhh, good ole Cake. What a sweet drug, although it does affect that important part of the brain called “Shatner’s Bassoon”
on a Cake trip it’s also possible to cry all the water out of your body. Could be worse though, you could get Bad AIDS.
Now that is scientific fact. There’s no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact
Wow. This was…very entertaining.
And frightening. Toshi got mad skillz.
I caught this a while back and actually learned some Japanese from another lesson. The only problem is that my girlfriend constantly calls me Toshi. ~sugo sugiru!~ She seems to find it funny.
now everyone is either jealous of toshi or wanna be called toshi by their gfs.
hahhaahaaa
That is so fucking funny! How do you find this shit, Yongfook?
this is SOOOO informative. i was saying it the wrong way all along.
Ohh. Toshi… He’s one lucky bastard.
is this an english lesson for prostitutes catering to expats?
Guys, check out this website: www.thejapanesearecrazy.com. Hilarious fun!
it’s only after watching a number of times that i get to fully appreciate the genius behind her performance. i’d let Toshi fuck me in the ass to get to poke that miss.
The insanity of that video could be down to the fact that woman has a number of chopsticks embedded into her head at different angles. Maybe she’s asking this Toshi chap to give her a “good head” - her current one is obviously broken!
Funniest. Thing. Ever.
Seriously, I wet my seat from it.
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[…] Learning Dirty English (JP) Thursday, 8.24.06 When I saw this video I thought it was for real, now I don’t know…still. Quite crazy if someone actully went through the trouble. […]
Dear Yongfook,
Last night I had a dream that you raped me for the sake of reality TV. You bastard.
samantha: bet you enjoy it?
Raping is the “in” thing.
but was it really a dream, or is your mind trying to convince you that it was to prevent you from knowing the horrible truth.
A site for Hong Kong man, http://www.sex141.com/, ;-)
I think I’ve seen this before on TV. It’s part of a series of english language parodies on a late night Japanese tv series titled ‘Vermillion Pleasure Night.”
Shame the video is no longer there.
Some silly twat must have reported it to youtube.
you can still see it here: http://www.devilducky.com/media/52047/
com’oooon Toshi!
the best thing i ever seen but that is a shame that it isn’t on youtube you can also find it on ebaumsworld.com great great Don’t forget First Rate Cunt Lapping