I’m More Web 2.0 Than You
Look out, Web 2.0 world! I have purchased the VAG Rundschrift font - the quintessential Web 2.0 font! If you’re not using it, you’re stuck in Web 1.0.
Here’s a list of domains I currently hold onto, depicted in glorious Rundschrift, with a Web 2.0-style shiny factor that makes websites go faster.















fafifufefo.com? wtf.com?
fafifufefo.com is going to make me millions. Millions, I tells ya.
YUMSPACE?????
is that like, cracked-up food reviews for myspace users or what?
Hey, in the japanese version of MGS3, did they ever explain the lalilulelo? what’s the deal with that?
Good stuff. Genious bastard. No, you’re not a bastard.
I have been looking for tutorials to make that web 2.0-ish shiny reflection tutorial online, is there a photoshop action for it? I need it bad.
To be honest I skipped most of the story crap apart from the parts where you could press R1 and zoom in on Eva’s tits.
Yes, what is yumspace.com? What does the “yum” refer to — food, tentacle pictures, manatees, or simply more semi-nekkid-narcissus-yongfook?
Millions, you say. Fe fi fo fum.
yumspace…oh I have big plans for that one. It’s going to make me MILLIONS, MILLIONS I tells ya.
Bummer that www.penisnews.com is already taken. Now that WOULD have made you millions!
– Brian
binks … riiight… yes, they certainly are very shiny. And lets blue print sounds like a weird come on.
On another note, I just read something on Overheard in New York that SO brought back memories :)
Commuter: Oh, I’ve always been into manatees.
–Penn Station
D’you think s/he was reading your site this time last year?
You ain’t web2.0 until you got one of these babies..
http://flickr.com/photos/jaredigital/205329445/
Oh yeah.
You paid for a font…? You also paid for the ipod sock, the ipod chair, the special-made ipod cleaning tissues?
theres a nagging suspicion that yk wld go purchase manateeporn.com as well.
that shld make millions. millions of suffering ppl.
I’m sure he already has it, and is simply waiting for the right moment to spring it on the world.
Poor, poor manatees.
ah, but penisnews.co.uk is not taken. Quick, snap it up!
so is micropenis.com and kragonsexpertise.com :P
holy crap, I almost shat my pants when I read that micropenis.com was not taken - but on further inspection, it is. Don’t get my hopes up like that - that’s the kind of domain name I would strangle a kitten for.
oi,oi,oi ‘a’, let the manatees have their fun too! How could you deny them their fun in the sun?
Of course the rest of us will be doomed to hell for egging him on, but hey, I don’t believe in the place anyway, so what have I got to lose?
is www.goatse.fr taken? i want it for my blog
Tokyo Lesbian and Gay parade… which costume were you wearing? :)
YF>> urm.. so “strangle a kitten” is the what “spank a monkey” is for tiny dick owners?
that’s new.
meh. at least this wkend was spent learning sthg. how’s urs?
scratch the “what” in the 1st sentence. im juz high from talking to lawyers today.
Oh hell. Yumspace??? No good can come of this.
it’s going to be a social recipe site for fine cuisine made solely out of the body parts of emo teenagers. I think you’ll find I have my sensibilities well in order.
Mmmm emo kids. Nothing beats emo puree on endives with a nice glass of wine. Btw, if you’re looking for a new forum check out Vanilla (getvanilla.com). I’ve been using it for some of my projects and loving it.
www.zavounistelubyrpoxiametiuk.com
don’t ask me, i don’t know
A domain name like www.vasdeferens.com would be SO you.
YOU ARE BEING LAZY!!!! Me needs more food reviews and yet you dont write any, you sit behind your desk and go to your silly job and leave me the person no food reviews to read you FOOL! Make a food review about burgers and how the people in japan eat babies in them and how scrumptious they are!!!!!
www.killmewithatoothpick.com
www.slityourinsideswithchocolatekisses.com www.wtfisthatmonkeydoingclingingtomyasshairs.com www.laserpewpew.com