Tentacle Gangbang
Not much time to post, so I’ll be brief.
Here is a picture of me. It’s supposed to look “dark”, and “menacing”, and will totally help me get LAID on the cyberweb.
And here is a picture of an octopus shagging a woman.
Larger version here. I don’t know what’s scarier - the fact that this picture exists in the first place or the fact that it is clearly some obscure form of art as opposed to the demented crayon scratchings of a lonely marine biologist on a some kind of public access hypnosis-based gameshow where the picture that disturbs the audience to their very core the most wins BIG BIG PRIZES!
And yes, that is a tentacle.
Is that you Davy Jones?
Where the fuck did you find that? and why isn’t there a tentacle up her arse?
Ah, I was expecting a gangbang…
I didn’t know that tentacle porn had such a long history in Japan. Thought it was a modern thing.
Sorry dude, but the “dark and menacing” isn’t quite you. You look sexier going crazy in a dark room with wierd snacks. This makes you look like Patrick Swayze is da man.
Ah, someone was inspired by Hokusai (The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife), it seems. I must say this octopus has a rather humanoid form — very unsettling.
Must…look…away…
somehow, penises and vags alw get seafood comparisons.
tentacles, cuttlefish, clams, mussels, jellyfish…
is it bcoz of the supposed smell?
@ naeboo~: Erm i think it derives from the fact that Venus/Aphrodite was born in the sea. And everything that is considered a good aphrodisiac comes from the sea.
I can’t explain the Japanese fascination with copulating with octopi.
One thing (aside from the obvious state of “WTF?!?!” from seeing an octopus get it on with a woman) …what the crap is an octopus doing wearing a headband. The thing gonna work up a sweat?
mmmmm….tentacles….
sprokkit > Patrick Swayze you say? No greater an honour have I been given.
Hm. Looks like you can buy the octopussy here (http://www.gregkucera.com/shunga.htm) for only $1800 USD.
How much for the picture of you?
Can’t a lady have some peace to make oneself a nice lettuce breadroll without being raped by a freak octopus? Hmm, nice japanese erotica prints on that site, by the way.
You just had to put an obscene picture to completely undo the effects of a hot one. WHY?
More on octopussies, pervs.
Your pic gives you a “Sin City” kinda appeal.
The Octopus sex is wrong - all wrong.
Apparently Patrick Swayze loves blow job jokes. Which makes me think YF is his half-English, half-Singaporean doppleganger.
Great black and white, but no matter what picture…I can’t get past your eyebrows.
As for the Octopus Porn…some people really love their sushi.
Nice visual effect. Of you, not the Dr. Zoidberg looking octopus that is. Ummm… So just what do you call that visual effect thingy anyways?
Hey, there was a day that if Patrick Swayze was an octopus I would have ditched my oyster for him too. Then I discovered sextoys. Enlightenment.
Yongfook. You shameless prick.
Why create a website telling the world about little old you and then feign shame? Embrace narcissism, you know you’ve got some.
I’d do the octopus before I’d do you.
Can never look at octupus the same way again.
Ahhh..No…My eyes….
regarding you and not the octupus (which is completely unclassy)- good capture of muscle tone. the face is well captured, but that ’sheet of rain sheeking across a window pane’ effect distracts from the line down your cheek (which may have otherwise looked good,?). nice jawline.
on first look the photo is cool, but afterwards the viewer cannot decide whether it is one of abject loneliness or a pout. it actually looks profound after longer scrunity.
oh dammit its a good photo. and again, retching about the one below it.
Your apparent fitness reminds me of what i used to be. Damn you.
If you find that you’re having trouble keeping the ladies away, a friend and I will be in tokyo in sept. We’ll glady take them off your hands. No that wasn’t a come on.
Or was it?
blinks Yf has muscles?! Not bad. As a med student, I appreciate the definition… SO much easier to study anatomy on a live subject ^_^
The octopus is….Interesting. But your post and its replies has shown me one thing.Wikipedia actually has a section on tentacle rape!
I actually thought the “dark and menacing” picture of you was rather interesting (in small) but the rain overlay just makes it look like someone discovered an effect in photoshop.
Someone trying to do the tentacle porn picture to look like art is disturbing, but not as disturbing as the fact that I was once sent a link to some photographs of a real octopus and genuine, alive woman. I don’t know WHY the hell anyone would let that happen…
It’s not really a gangbang if it is only one woman and one humanoid cephalopod, now is it YF? You had my hopes up with that title, only to let me down. I would like to request a an African bull elephant, a giant squid, Paris Hilton, and a Moray eel all getting it on in the next one if you are going to call it a gangbang. Cheers.
Erm, I’m more curious as to where you got that octopus pix from. Do you like erm, keep a collection of weird, obscure sex pix? :P Or did ya like just happen to stumble across it while Googling “Octopus having sex with Japanese lady?” :P
Oh and if an octopus can get laid, I don’t see why you can’t. :)
And thanks for adding me to your Flickr contacts.
Squid?
really sketchy there YF. And, I think plushies are much more amicable… brevetiy…..kragon
Wow. Just wow. You’re a cutie. You rock on with your bad self.
And eek. I think I will be passing on eating seafood anytime soon. Eew.
Love the hachimaki on the octopie’s head. Nice touch.
Purple Chimp>> Urm… but that doesnt really explain how having octupus sex is not commonly construed as sexy as venus herself. maybe japos juz like having sex with their food b4 eating them. brings the term “play with ur food” to life, doesnt it?
now, if i only continue not eating peas…
Leo>> thanx for making me think of sex with dr zoigberg. thats just too disgusting for words. sex with bender wld be so much better.
others>> i suppose the point was to relieve those with the bright idea of masturbating to yf’s pic from even think doing so after seeing it. u know, to balance things out in the universe.
alas! the last of my innocence!
real lame… waste of time.
YOU’RE a waste of time.
that’s not a very nice thing to say. quite funny though. and deserved!
Naeboo - Sorry, I calls ‘em like I sees ‘em. On the downside, I still scream when I wake up after said character permeates my dreams with similiar imagery. The horror, the horror. Oh, the horror.
Getting laid on the cyberweb = not getting laid at all…
…Um, not that I would know, of course.
Fuckstress > I can’t figure out which one is the obscene one and which one is the hot one.
Has nobody noticed the obvious? I can only count 6 tentacles on that octopus. Where is he/she hiding the other 2? By the way, the juxtaposition between your “menacing” photo and the octopus/woman photo is…quite…disturbing.
so this is where hentai anime came from
It appears to be raining in your apartment.
The octopus has weird, weird eyes. as if the girl’s vagina is squeezing the ink off the tentacle he has in her vagina.
oh the SM tentacle relationship!
rachella>> not only does the octopus is indulging in double penetration with the said woman, there’s a big shell next to them.
must be oyster. hmmmmm..
naeboo>> Ah, yes, double penetration must explain the two unaccounted for arms. And I was thinking the EXACT same thing…oyster. Must be some strong aphrodesiac.
If the octopus was her mother, would she be oedtopus?
the most disturbing part… is that the octobus has this headband… ~_~!
Damn it!! I put “Octopus having sex with Japanese lady?� in google, and I return here. But someone knows the author of the picture????