Morbid Jealousy

Been a while. Crack open a bottle of wine, shove your hand up your skirt, sit back and enjoy.

removed the inline podcast - that bastard killed my bandwidth. for those who didn’t get to listen to it, subscribe to the podcast here

37 Responses to “Morbid Jealousy”

  1. Does actually sound like a radio show, with the background music, sound clips and ‘advertisements’. Well done!

    Pity about the content.

    Chidade / July 9th, 2006
  2. 5 Uses For Your Phallic Photo:

    1.Use it as a beverage coaster. 2.Create a nifty fridge magnet. 3.Nice desktop wallpaper. 4.Post it in Craigslist.org’s “Casual Encounters” section where it’ll be in quite good company with all the others. 5.Send photo to George “Dubyah” as evidence of a weapon of mass destruction (I’m appealing to your ego here).

    Rachella / July 10th, 2006
  3. Entertaining :D

    Kj / July 10th, 2006
  4. About your picture:

    If I had known that it was you, then I would enlarge the picture and stick it all over town with YOUR name on it. I am curious as to how women will react. Whether they will generate an interest in your tiny cock or will shreik in horror as they hear your name.

    Kj / July 10th, 2006
  5. pity that i listened to the entire thing at 7 in the morning too. i learned that you need to talk about penises to be popular on the internet.

    question to the answer - blog of course!

    yk / July 10th, 2006
  6. I don’t have a car.

    Purple Chimp / July 10th, 2006
  7. Pee-pee jokes will never get old. NEVER.

    Penises=Haha / July 10th, 2006
  8. Let me see…isn’t it obvious…the same thing you would do if I placed a picture of you penis on your car…use it for masturbation material!

    Stef / July 10th, 2006
  9. I also don’t have a car, but if you stuck it in the basket on my bicycle, if I knew it was you, I’d make an animation of it talking and sync it to your podcast, then send it to you so you could enjoy two of your favourite things. If I didn’t know it was yours, I’d probably just laugh at it then stick it on my own website with nasty comments about the owner of said penis.

    Zedstar / July 10th, 2006
  10. Yeah, I live near adelaide. dicks.

    Chris / July 10th, 2006
  11. I would go blind from the eyestrain from your penis picture.

    Cos it’s so small, right? Right? I’m FUNNY!

    Bill / July 10th, 2006
  12. answer: put some silly putty and glitter on it as pretend jizz and stick it on the next car.

    with a magnifying glass to help the poor person see the said tiny penis pic.

    and maybe a can of kerosene as well to burn himself in the aftershock of the horror.

    naeboo~ / July 10th, 2006
  13. Quite entertaining podcast, thanks. But when did this site turn into a MySpace page with music that autoplays? Don’t waste my bandwidth, dick.

    About the question, I’d return the favour.

    fan_formerly_known_as_fan / July 10th, 2006
  14. I’ll most likely need a magnifying glass to be able to see your microscopic dick on the picture.. But then again, to prove that its really your microscope dick, I request a full body examination. By order of court. No ifs.. No buts..

    tIng / July 10th, 2006
  15. I’d get Chesty Vaginerson to self harm herself. Fourteen.

    What?

    Guig / July 11th, 2006
  16. Hey Fookie! please post a downloadable mp3 version so i can have it on my iPod

    Wiener von Schlongenkoch / July 11th, 2006
  17. Wiener von Shclskda123“` > just click the “eject” button on the black mp3 player above.

    yongfook / July 11th, 2006
  18. Seeing as I don’t have a car or bike, you’d have to come up and hand it to me. I’d like to think I would recognize you from your Carrot au lait video - and from the fact that you just handed me a picture of a penis - so I would probably shriek with delight and kiss you on the cheek.

    Veruka / July 11th, 2006
  19. With you mentioning penis pumps…

    how’d u like to masturbate into a fake vagina?

    http://www.fleshlight.tv/promo/bunnyteens2/

    i like the fact there is a big slogan at the top of the page “NO GIRLFRIEND?” made me laugh

    Y.T.C / July 11th, 2006
  20. in answer to your question, I’d probably have to squash it with a JavaScript book that I thought I’d get something useful out of but really haven’t.

    Leo / July 11th, 2006
  21. Frame it and place it on my desk. Hm…desk porn.

    Moto / July 11th, 2006
  22. Uhhhhg get a pop filter and try some compression so its not as painfull to listen to

    Renzo / July 11th, 2006
  23. masturbate while staring at it and using my wild sexual imagination to imagine ur dead penis swinging around. sexy.

    rex / July 11th, 2006
  24. I have a question for YF.. If you were asked to donate something personal for a charity auction, what will you give?

    Picture of your penis? Virginity? Hot date with YF?

    I wonder…

    tIng / July 11th, 2006
  25. I’d probably not notice as its so TINY

    Ben / July 12th, 2006
  26. YF donates picture of his penis …sooo… you donated nothing gee… thanks. That’s just… great. Really.

    Leeps / July 12th, 2006
  27. If i found that pic on my windshield…i’d probably just leave it there and carry on as usual. I’m pretty sure it would become the most effective auto-theft deterant ever conceived. What are we talking here, 11×14?

    David-MTL / July 12th, 2006
  28. If I found a penis picture on my car, aside from laughing at the man’s bits I’d submit it here : http://www.foundmagazine.com/

    FeistyRed / July 12th, 2006
  29. Hello! heard the podcast with two of my girlfriends, and one of them thinks Kragon is hawt… In answer to the question, the poll replies in this room were many and varied.

    Hot Indian Chick One : Depending on the size, I’d either frame it on my wall or laugh my ass off Hot Chinese Chick : Scream and threaten castration Hot Indian Chick Two : Check for a number on the back of the photo.

    nisha / July 12th, 2006
  30. the fact that you used a clip from ‘the goonies’ makes you a fucken rockstar in my books.

    mk / July 13th, 2006
  31. Now that Kragon doesn’t do weather, what does he do? Because there was no sex tip. Was there?

    Purple Chimp / July 14th, 2006
  32. This should feed (excruciating pun intended) your penis obsession…although I’ll wager it’ll make you wince. Especially when it twitches:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMXTfpNjvXY

    Keep up the good work. I’m all puns today. Somebody stop me.

    Sam / July 14th, 2006
  33. Mmmm… Exotic-high-end British dildo article on PingMag. And.. its not even written by YongFook! Do you have a collection?

    VQH / July 16th, 2006
  34. I wonder….. Has Yongfook tried taking pics of his penis and emailing them to innocent people on the net?

    tIng / July 18th, 2006
  35. I’m loving the fact that anyone stumbling across your Podcast for the first time will think you’re a complete, certified nutbag. In fact I have surmised the following:

    1. You have actually gone made in your small technology filled room. Any time now you’re going to smear your naked self in raspberry jam, use some bread rolls for shoes and run out into the street shouting.

    or

    1. Your testing your audience to see whether there is actually something they won’t listen to ;)

    Either way made me laugh, although these bread rolls are starting to chafe.

    Willster / July 20th, 2006
  36. I’d like to listen to it but I don’t know how the podcast feed thing works and I don’t have an iPod..help?

    mary moo cow / July 21st, 2006
  37. mary moo cow -> you need to download Quicktime to be able to hear it. Don’t necessary need an Ipod

    tIng / July 21st, 2006

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