An ode to Me
Yeah no time to write. So this is all you’re going to get - a gratuitous collection of pictures detailing my recent self and my recent appearance in a magazine. The visual, 2D equivalent of me beating you about the face with my cold, dead penis. Firstly, hey, I was in that magazine again:
Above: I was part of an article entitled “12 Web Designers Obsessed With Manatee Genitals”.
NEXTLY, I clean-shaved my face for the first time in ages. I think it makes me look younger, which now adds an exciting nuance of moral incorrectness when I masturbate whilst looking at myself in the mirror.
Oh and the aforepromised tits-pic:
And finally, some standard drinking pics - have a safe trip home, Marietta:
Above: Yuuki, possessed by Satan as usual, and my incredibly unshaven face.
Toodles!
Fallen into the lake yet, Narcisse?
Drowned, will u drown urself after realising that u can’t make babies with urself? That is what happened to good ole Narcissus
Man, you look like a moder day, web-enabled Ryu. Nice going.
I’m actually thinking of doing the opposite, stop shaving clean for a while and leave some sort of pinch. Of course you don’t care because you dont know me. But that’s fine. I’ll pretend someone is listening.
Dude! You look kind of like that guy Kazuya from Tekken. Only, you don`t (appear to) have lightning and shit coming out of your fists.
Anyway, glad to have found your site (courtesy of Reddit). Looks like you`re making the most of things over here .. yeah, so, cheers
-DT
Food Reviews please!!
Facial hair was better, although you do have the idoru look going now.
YAY! Tit-pics :D Though mine are better, but yours are quite perky;) Think I liked you better with the facial hair…. You look too young without it. Like illegal too young. But, meh, your hair not mine… Oh, and the size of your ego clearly makes up for your small cold dead penis. Cheers!
Did I say Kazuya? I may have meant Jin. I forget which is the one you look like. I’m pretty sure it’s not Ling Xiaoyu.
Jeez… put it away.
Yeah please keep the facial hair! or at least pencil in a semi-evil goatee in its place. and on a belated note, orchestrate is fabulous, thanks!
All those in agreement that Yongfook looks like Michael Jackson during the “during” stage of his transformation in the first pic say “I”… or “pudding”
P.S. I look like like the love-child of Woody Harleson and Steven Hawkings (minus the brains) so there’s no need to challenge me to a breakdance fight!
^^^ And I’m not the Messiah, I’m just a very naughty boy!
Nice rack.
more fanboys than girls this time. i wonder whyyy…
Yuuki is cute.
Yongfook, have you boned Yuuki? This is the question that appears in most peoples minds after reading this post.
@Dan: Yes! Jin Kazama it is. Before the shave, he was more like Panda.
ahahahhahahah Cockle….
I like you this way, shaven. You don’t look your age at all, which is a good thing. Congrats for being in the Web Designing Magz again! From what I see, it also includes your works (personal and job) in the past years, right?
I preferred you unshaven, but being an obsessive fanboy I’ll have to learn to love it.
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My eeeeeyes ! My eeeeeeeeeyes ! Meltiiiiing ! The paiiiiin…
This latest set make you look like you could be a star from early to mid-seventies kung fu and samurai films. It’s the eyebrows that do it. You could have been perfectly cast as the vain and somewhat fey henchman to the main villain. You would have been the counterpoint / counterpart to another main henchman, someone large and neanderthal-like — perhaps the “Chinese Hercules,” Bolo Yeung. The climactic scene would naturally see your good looks fucked up by the likes of Bruce Lee. Righy before he snapped your girly neck, that is. WAH!!!!!
In my opinion, not that you might care since we’re relative strangers, the facial hair is the way to go. Mind you, I am a couple of years older than you, so the hairless, pre-pubescent boy look just isn’t my thing anymore. Then again, I think most women want our men, well, “manly.” But quite honestly, you do look great either way, with or without the hair :D
By the way, just exactly what kind of awesomely gravity-defying hair product are you using?!? You sure do get unbelievable hair lift and volume us women often strive for. And uh, I hope you don’t ask me if I’ve seen “Something About Mary”…
Rachella > fear not, for clean-shaving my face is something of an annual event for me, that I do out of curiosity / boredom. Hence why I took the pictures. I really don’t like the way it feels at all - I’ve been used to having a bit of stubble at all times for so long now. And that is the way I will stay.
sits and rubs chin, making deeply sexy scratching noise
oh the hair product I use is just a wax. but it’s really, really waxy.
beating someone with a penis = turkey slapping?
Nice pics, but lord… you really DO look younger when you shave. Something of an altar boy gone porn star quality
Yongfook, in the first black and white picture, you look kind of weird. The blank expressionless face and pout makes you look more like Micheal Jackson more than anything.
That’s the “Heihachi! You will be defeated!” look.
Am I the only person who thinks the difference between how you look with facial hair and without is negligible?
It would seem so, so you must be in the wrong.
dude, its like Jin Kazama v….Devil Jin. He might as well start an new identity and blog to go along with.
WAX? But how would that feel to a woman running her fingers through your hair? Never mind, I know…really, really waxy.
By the way, I’m linking my embarrassingly juvenile MySpace (gasp!) site. It’s all I have! Don’t judge! Oh, how inferior I feel surrounded by all of you artsy web designers.
facial hair is better…=) anyways, you’re one hell of a talented person hah!
I like it better smooth. And now thanks to the tits, there are more boys commenting than girls.
jon, you’re still a freak like you were at uni. Nice tits though. Did u manage to get implants then?
which angela are you? the one who turned me down? bitch.
pectorals are overrated, my saggy biracial man breasts will destroy you.
Gee, were you high on something when you attempted them piccies? How many bicep n tricep thingies you had to plunder to get there in such short notice? Seriously, vanity somehow really does maketh a man. Keep it up! I mean… literally.