Happy Devil’s Day!

Posted in General on June 6th, 2006 / 18 Comments

It’s 06/06/06! May the Prince of Darkness command an army of narwhals to rape your flesh and may minions of the underworld scourge your skin with brands of fire as they feast on your spilt blood for all eternity. And may someone in the farthest reaches of hell play that “I’m a Barbie Girl” song on constant loop, which you can just about hear above your own gargling screams for the sweet embrace of death.

Damn. I’d be lying if I said I’m not touching myself right now.

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18 Responses to “Happy Devil’s Day!”

_”The narwhal (Monodon monoceros) is an Arctic species of cetacean with a body similar to that of a beluga whale and Irrawaddy Dolphin. It is rarely found south of latitude 70Â°N. It is one of two species of whale in the Monodontidae family (the other is the beluga whale). It is possibly also related to the Irrawaddy dolphin.

The name “narwhal” is derived from the Old Norse word nÃ¡hvalr, meaning “corpse whale”. This probably is a reference to the mottled white and grey colouring of the skin of the adult. It may also refer to the way a narwhal can lie belly up, motionless, for a few minutes at a time.”_
fan_formerly_known_as_fan / June 6th, 2006
heh. irrawaddy.
yongfook / June 6th, 2006
heh. belly up.
Guig / June 6th, 2006
Heh. Yongfook on top of Guig.
David-MTL / June 7th, 2006
Ahhhh yes… welcome everyone. In case you haven’t already guessed… this is HELL. I am Satan, but you can call me Toby - we like to keep it informal down here… or infernal… hahaha. Just a little hell humor for you. STOP SCREAMING!
Leeps / June 7th, 2006
So I take it Kragon is a happy camper?
Covering the Front Desk--Ugh / June 7th, 2006
Fittingly enough, today is my mothers birthday…. Unfortunalty the Lord of Darkness determined that she’s too evil for Hell…..C’mon Toby, she’s really not all THAT bad. I promise ;)
Esmerelda the Feral Vixen / June 7th, 2006
It’s not the Barbie Girl song. I know for a fact it’s Celine Dion’s Greatest Hits.
montchan / June 7th, 2006
hnggg… and may your ass implode
Andrew / June 7th, 2006
Am I too late to be condemned?
broadband / June 7th, 2006
Did you know that the date upon which a geisha’s training began in the old days was the sixth day of the sixth month of her sixth year? No fooling, it’s acutally true.
useless_trivia_guy / June 8th, 2006
According to an online meme-let, this was supposed to be my wedding day. \m/
pnts / June 8th, 2006
holy orgasmoblogmatron. this sudden EXPLOSION of entries is SUCH a turn on.
woah / June 8th, 2006
I heard even the devil can’t take “My Heart Will Go On” anymore. The new layout is pretty
nish / June 9th, 2006
hmm, very quiet. happy devil’s day to you also. sorry it’s late. i should get you one of those ’sorry it’s late but happy devil’s day anyway’ cards.
Lloyd / June 10th, 2006
nish > “My Heart Will Go On”? Look, I’m the devil. I’m sick, twisted, violent - I am the embodiment of all that is evil… but that Celine Dion person is just messed up.
Leeps / June 10th, 2006
Very funny, keep the laughs coming (no pun).
Stef / June 10th, 2006
Leeps > You speak to someone who had to sing the damn song thrice a day (at least) for 2 months… And then had to deal with 15 other people in the chorus mangling the already screechy lines. You ain’t SEEN hell yet buddy… (in this case, you coulda HEARD it a mile off)
nish / June 11th, 2006