Beat your breasts in awe at the slightly-less-fat YONGFOOK:
None of you, with the exception of maybe guiggster, will appreciate how long that pout took to perfect. Speaking of whom, guiggster is visiting Tokyo this weekend so please enter your requests below as to what pose I should photograph him in whilst he is passed out in the middle of the road from the massive dose of flunitrazepam I intend to put in his virgin daiquiris.
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I love your nose.. And you look very Brosnan-ish. As in “Bond.. James Bond” “Shaken.. Not stirred” grinz Has to be because of the perfect pout.
merman pa … merman
A very “MySpace” shot. Pouty, camera in shot, low light.
You should just add the white-yellowish stains yourself cause you know we will eventually.
OOOOH Ajax comments! Spiffy! Very nicely done.
I would love to see that intensely serious, somewhat menacing look that Guig has, including some shoulders or upper torso. Have fun, you two, rocking Tokyo. I don’t believe there is a compound called “flunitrazepam”. Do you mean alprazolam, perhaps? Lorazepam? Clonazepam? What is the desired effect you’re looking for? Perhaps you should just leave the poor kid alone and let him stick to Lemon Drop Martinis. Also, unrequested comments re your new picture - you have great bone structure; I like that you’re doing less to your brows, hair looks great (back of neck needs a little trim), but please, please get rid of the moustache/goatee - you look classier and infinitely more handsome w/o both.
The seals…. The Squeals…. What do they feel???? They do not heal…. Go out and get a weird meal…. That is the deal… For real….
I would like it if you could be ready to snap some action shots of me being rejected by Tokyo ladyboys.
that jon is so hot right now.
Just take pictures any pictures omfg take it. I want a signed glossy thanks.
I’m sorry but that pout’s very unoriginal. It is obvious that you’re trying to copy Derek Zoolander’s “Blue Steel.” J/k. Lookin’ good, Jon-sensei.
Why do Asians wear their hair all spikey and such?
balls, someone beat me to the Zoolander reference. But the similarity is freaky, dontchyall think? nice colours n shot..
I can’t believe you let some anonymous web-cretins get to you about one photo where your chin was rounder. Could’ve just been the positioning or your English genes (lack of jaw-line, und so weiter…).
But, quitting smoking is a good thing, so well done on that.
And admittedly, that photo is pretty damn sexy. Nice colours, too.
You look slightly homeless and in need of a haircut
you look like you need a punch up the bracket. And how can someone look “slightly” homeless? Would that be like, looking melancholy because some men came in the middle of the night and stole your conservatory?
If so, I think I see what you mean.
I thought it was a nice shot- and would like to reiterate the good eyebrows comment.
Guig pics request… I like the getting rejected by ladyboys idea. Action shots are always nice.
your right eye, in this photo, is green!
Ooh, criticism/non-flattering comments not welcome. Gotcha.
that’s ALWAYS been the rule, but you people’s disregard for it is as flagrant as you are retarded.
A Proposal: Interview me for an audio blog w/ you-just the two of us. I think we’d be superbly clever and entertaining!Answer here and I’ll contact you properly by email.
fucking hell! can you get any vainer? (>_
Good stuff. You sort of look like a girl with a goatee though. [/putting my ninja skills of furtive anonymousness to use]
Thats always a good thing though. Women love a guy that looks like a girl. Apparently.
To all the people criticizing YF’s pic:
Pics or STFU.
YF - help for the stupid - what does “you look like you need a punch up the bracket” mean?
“If I have a day off I’ll spend four to nine hours in front of the mirror, trying just a tilt of the head or a furrow of my eyelash. I mean my body, my face are my tools.”
Yongfook, could you tell us how you lost that plump around the face? What kind of Exercise you performed, and what did you shuv (or less of) down your gob? I want tips!tips!
And Fan, please put your penis away and stop agrandizing Yongfooks intent with this post. He obviously wants us to make fun of him. Hes asking for it. Like the thosands of myspace artists who I have responded to in jest, but sometimes hatemail is appropriate.
Kj > eating more Japanese food has helped. I was going through a kind of orgy-like Western food phase after I discovered that I could order delivery pizza and burgers off the internet. That, coupled with my tendency to drink alone in a darkened room meant that becoming a bit of a fatbody was inevitable.
As part of the Spring Campaign ™ I have cut out all Western food, avoiding anything fried, avoiding sugary drinks (I’m giving Starbucks an extremely wide berth) and have increased my fish intake / decreased my meat intake. Along with this I have a short routine of calisthenics that I’m doing every day without fail and I’m more obsessively looking at myself in the mirror, grabbing what fat I have left and saying “you’re an ugly bitch and noone will ever want you!” then running to the toilet to make myself puke.
heh. I said “meat intake”.
Dude, despite the copious amounts of “man-love” I have for you, Prince wants his moustache back and I suggest you give it back to him!
Other than that, well done on shedding a few Kg’s of man-flesh. I’m up to 87kg and rising steadily. I wish I was vain enough to develop manorexia!
“orgy-like Western food phase”.. that is HOT. more, please. I wonder what else you can order off the internet? Brides, I hear - or is that SO last year? I personally think you’ll be GAAAAAGGGING for Western foods by Christmas. Now where did I put that cookie..
I did a search for “cock” and it only returned 4 pages of results. I think we’re all slipping.
Jesus, how many fucking comments already? I can’t be bothered to read them all, so sorry if I repeat someone but… you’re looking very Depp-ish a la Pirates…
Ordering delivery pizza off the internet is one of the greatest inventions ever for a college student.
Have a shave you slacker!
I want to see you and Guigg have a baby together. It would be the most beautiful child on Earth.
I’ll see what he says.
“I want to see you and Guigg have a baby together. It would be the most beautiful child on Earth.”
Even if it comes out of an anus?
Call me the ignorant foreigner (who starts trouble in asian countries, only to be beaten up by mongolion rubbish men resembling Gengis Khan), but ever since my friend suggested that I eat some singaphorean Tom Yam noodles, and having tried it, I have decided to forgo asian food entirely. I can even taste the bogey flavoured noodles to this day and it haunts me in my dreams, when I really should be fighting dragons and oversized gorillas with my brother luigi. So, I think I should stick to my squats. A very sexy exercise if you get the chance to see a naked lady perform. Which I haven’t.
Is it me or does Jon have a fetish for big breasted women? Saw some pics of him with booby girls in another article on this site.
Maybe he was breast deprived as a child….no boob milk.
Anyhow, being a “funbags” lover, alright Jon!!!!
Dear Kj,
to group singaporean noodles with japanese delicacies is almost… blasphemous.
I’d like to see U and Guig dressed up as Japanese school girls - complete with elephant skin “loose socks” and as much Hello Kitty accessorising as possible - doing the “V” sign in front of Tokyo Tower.
(Please don’t shave either - you’ll look so SO hot in the uniform.)
Have him throw a bicycle at a garbage truck.
yongfook is looking at me, and only me. You all know it.
And on a slightly more serious and less homoerotic note, the “Tokyo Gothic” project is terrific stuff. Those are some truly distinctive and striking inages. Is that project heading in any direction other than being an amatuer display on this website? Because it should be.
Well, this site and Pingmag, that is.
About the HDR photography, I like it a lot, I’m just wondering, what if you do it with humans instead of cityscapes? What’s the effect like? Inquiring minds wish to know.
I like how the fran post is still the most popular.
Tokyo: w/Yongfook and Parasites!…
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Sweet, my trackback says nothing! Hot pics of Yongfook!!
Been lurking for some time… YF you have to be one of the sexiest men alive! I think your eyes are my fave. Please don’t shave, men with facial hair are sexy and it helps me feel better about being slightly older than you when I enjoy a dirty thought. I concur with “Very Depp-ish a la pirate” though I hope you have better teeth… And I’m definatly in favor of seeing you and Guig in Japanese School Girl outfits. It would satify soooo many fantasies! BTW I hope you’re not still suffering in “single land” if you are then the women in Japan must be COMPLETLY FUCKING INSANE! Pitty I’m on the other side of the world and too unattractive for you.
On a slightly different note: Keep composing please! You music is inspiring!
Whoah whoah whoah… I’m British and I’ve got a jaw line that could slice a shoe. So fuck off there.