Comments on: HAPPY FRICKING BIRTHDAY TO ME http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/ Yongfook is a Web Producer and Usability Consultant based in Tokyo Tue, 7 Oct 2008 03:30:47 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: whitney http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-42139 whitney Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:33:14 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-42139 <p>-first of all dont put sugar or whipped cream on the penis if youre going to have sex after, sugar that gets in the vagina can cause overgrowth of yeast. clean well! -also i prefer a large uncircumcised cock, and I've tried both types. -also I dont care if my bf hangs out with girls, as long as he doesnt cancel our plans and comes home at night, isnt secretive. I hang out with my guy friends, and bottom line is I love and come home to my bf. My bf however, doesnt usually hang out with other girls. I have watched him fuck another girl, and I think its a turn on, but we have been together 7 years now and have the wierdest really honest and amazing relationship. -mmm baileys....baileys mint is good. i drank bottles over the holidays.</p> -first of all dont put sugar or whipped cream on the penis if youre going to have sex after, sugar that gets in the vagina can cause overgrowth of yeast. clean well! -also i prefer a large uncircumcised cock, and I’ve tried both types. -also I dont care if my bf hangs out with girls, as long as he doesnt cancel our plans and comes home at night, isnt secretive. I hang out with my guy friends, and bottom line is I love and come home to my bf. My bf however, doesnt usually hang out with other girls. I have watched him fuck another girl, and I think its a turn on, but we have been together 7 years now and have the wierdest really honest and amazing relationship. -mmm baileys….baileys mint is good. i drank bottles over the holidays.

]]> By: *splutter* http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-34170 *splutter* Sun, 21 May 2006 20:21:32 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-34170 <p>I think mint & cream sounds rather nice. actually.</p> I think mint & cream sounds rather nice. actually.

]]> By: judge http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-34070 judge Sun, 21 May 2006 02:23:42 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-34070 <p>YF-your readers are easy to read-told you i'd boost your numbers. ba-bye</p> YF-your readers are easy to read-told you i’d boost your numbers. ba-bye

]]> By: John http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-34031 John Sat, 20 May 2006 22:10:41 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-34031 <p>112>you can always add a little Baileys Irish Cream to the Whipped Cream...talked about getting liquored up in an unique way!!!</p> 112>you can always add a little Baileys Irish Cream to the Whipped Cream…talked about getting liquored up in an unique way!!!

]]> By: 112 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-34030 112 Sat, 20 May 2006 22:06:33 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-34030 <p>mint and cream... a rather strange combination?</p> mint and cream… a rather strange combination?

]]> By: Chris http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33988 Chris Sat, 20 May 2006 18:54:27 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33988 <p>Here's a great idea for Yongfook and his penis obsession and his readers and their penis obsession....a Yongfook Penis Receipe Corner. Here is a receipe for Penis Peppermint Pops:</p> <p>1 well washed penis sprinkle lightly with edible mint flavour oil 1 dash of icing sugar on the top a dollop of fresh whipped cream on the top</p> <p>Place in mouth Suck slowly</p> <p>Results: mmmmm....minty fresh breath....some sweet calories....with a slight creamy aftertaste.</p> Here’s a great idea for Yongfook and his penis obsession and his readers and their penis obsession….a Yongfook Penis Receipe Corner. Here is a receipe for Penis Peppermint Pops:

1 well washed penis sprinkle lightly with edible mint flavour oil 1 dash of icing sugar on the top a dollop of fresh whipped cream on the top

Place in mouth Suck slowly

Results: mmmmm….minty fresh breath….some sweet calories….with a slight creamy aftertaste.

]]> By: *splutter* http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33729 *splutter* Sat, 20 May 2006 14:33:15 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33729 <p>there should be categorized rooms for the comments. Like, the HornDog Parlour and the Food Review Anarchists Diner.. or.. the Penis Mutilation Basement, and for safety, an under 13s playroom, in case Yongfook's previously innocent little students read upon these horrors.</p> <p>disturbed reader, thank you</p> there should be categorized rooms for the comments. Like, the HornDog Parlour and the Food Review Anarchists Diner.. or.. the Penis Mutilation Basement, and for safety, an under 13s playroom, in case Yongfook’s previously innocent little students read upon these horrors.

disturbed reader, thank you

]]> By: judge http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33628 judge Sat, 20 May 2006 12:00:02 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33628 <p>@MarkNewly-I also like my Rolex Oyster Perpetual.</p> @MarkNewly-I also like my Rolex Oyster Perpetual.

]]> By: judge http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33616 judge Sat, 20 May 2006 11:45:54 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33616 <p>whatever the action, i like mine plain, no wrappers and shaven somewhat so it's not bushy-at least well kempt-you do that for your other head, right?</p> whatever the action, i like mine plain, no wrappers and shaven somewhat so it’s not bushy-at least well kempt-you do that for your other head, right?

]]> By: John http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33562 John Sat, 20 May 2006 06:27:35 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33562 <p>So, Judge, what is your preference where it comes to dicks? Shaved? Cut? Plain wrapper hoodie?...when it comes to a little tongue and throat action? what's the preference when it comes to a little pounding action?</p> So, Judge, what is your preference where it comes to dicks? Shaved? Cut? Plain wrapper hoodie?…when it comes to a little tongue and throat action? what’s the preference when it comes to a little pounding action?

]]> By: judge http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33544 judge Sat, 20 May 2006 05:26:05 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33544 <p>pussy smells clean and beautiful if you care for yourself properly. wash w/ scented soaps, rub sensuous oil always before love making- pussy should draw you in to get lost in its declicious scent-always take special care of your pussy.</p> pussy smells clean and beautiful if you care for yourself properly. wash w/ scented soaps, rub sensuous oil always before love making- pussy should draw you in to get lost in its declicious scent-always take special care of your pussy.

]]> By: Joe http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33540 Joe Sat, 20 May 2006 05:13:32 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33540 <p>Judge> pussy smells, too!</p> Judge> pussy smells, too!

]]> By: judge http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33533 judge Sat, 20 May 2006 04:55:21 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33533 <p>HELLO? GUYS - ARE YOU/AREN'T YOUAND WISH YOU WERE???? SMEGMA COMMENTS??GIRLS - SMEGMA SMELLS? COME ON - LET'S STICK TO TOPIC!</p> HELLO? GUYS - ARE YOU/AREN’T YOUAND WISH YOU WERE???? SMEGMA COMMENTS??GIRLS - SMEGMA SMELLS? COME ON - LET’S STICK TO TOPIC!

]]> By: Joe http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33529 Joe Sat, 20 May 2006 04:46:11 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33529 <p>Guig, all women are ugly after 55-60 regardless of race, unless, you have wads of cash...a little plastic surgery....hehehe</p> Guig, all women are ugly after 55-60 regardless of race, unless, you have wads of cash…a little plastic surgery….hehehe

]]> By: Guig http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33524 Guig Sat, 20 May 2006 04:35:41 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33524 <p>Sorry, but Asian women do not age well AT ALL. They get reeeeal ugly after around 55-60.</p> Sorry, but Asian women do not age well AT ALL. They get reeeeal ugly after around 55-60.

]]> By: Joe http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33489 Joe Sat, 20 May 2006 03:43:20 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33489 <p>I agree Chris. About Eurasians girls that is! More interracial fucking guys!</p> I agree Chris. About Eurasians girls that is! More interracial fucking guys!

]]> By: Chris http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33487 Chris Sat, 20 May 2006 03:41:12 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33487 <p>I also find that Eurasians chicks tend to age more gracefully than white chicks since they have the Asian genetic traits. White girls tend to loose their skin tone faster. They dont age as gracefully as Asian or Black women do. Really, kinda best of both worlds. Natural Blonde girls do not age well, especially after 30. Look at all those Slavic women from Russia. Nice when young, but stout like Tractors when older!</p> I also find that Eurasians chicks tend to age more gracefully than white chicks since they have the Asian genetic traits. White girls tend to loose their skin tone faster. They dont age as gracefully as Asian or Black women do. Really, kinda best of both worlds. Natural Blonde girls do not age well, especially after 30. Look at all those Slavic women from Russia. Nice when young, but stout like Tractors when older!

]]> By: Chris http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33481 Chris Sat, 20 May 2006 03:37:54 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33481 <p>I think dating Eurasians is kinda awesome for a guy, since it is like dating two people in one; especially Eurasian chicks. Like one night they can dress and emphasize their Asian features, the next night out they can dress and emphasize their European features....cool, eh? If you are married to one, it's like having a wife and a mistress in one!</p> I think dating Eurasians is kinda awesome for a guy, since it is like dating two people in one; especially Eurasian chicks. Like one night they can dress and emphasize their Asian features, the next night out they can dress and emphasize their European features….cool, eh? If you are married to one, it’s like having a wife and a mistress in one!

]]> By: Chris http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33479 Chris Sat, 20 May 2006 03:34:50 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-33479 <p>112> Yes. Other question, Ladies, is there really a difference fucking a guy who is circumcised and one who is not? Fan<em>formerly</em>known<em>as</em>fan certainly brings up this interesting point. I think there is. I think natural guys tend to be a bit more sensitive. Is this a true assumption? Don't know the answer.</p> 112> Yes. Other question, Ladies, is there really a difference fucking a guy who is circumcised and one who is not? Fanformerlyknownasfan certainly brings up this interesting point. I think there is. I think natural guys tend to be a bit more sensitive. Is this a true assumption? Don’t know the answer.

]]> By: fan_formerly_known_as_fan http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-32887 fan_formerly_known_as_fan Fri, 19 May 2006 07:49:13 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/04/13/happy-fucking-birthday-to-me/#comment-32887 <p>I'm fortunate that my parents decided NOT to cut off a piece of my penis. The foreskin is full with nerve endings and provides more pleasure. If a woman enjoys it more or less, who cares?</p> I’m fortunate that my parents decided NOT to cut off a piece of my penis. The foreskin is full with nerve endings and provides more pleasure. If a woman enjoys it more or less, who cares?

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