Joygasm!!1 Not only do you get a (short, but you’ll live) podcast with a sneak peek at a music track I’m working on, but you also get to see how awesome and famous I am - BEHOLD:
Japan’s “Web Designing” magazine interviewed 5 foreigners working in the web industry in Tokyo and asked us about the web and working life in Japan.
FAME.
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Got something in your ear?
You look great! But I can’t read Japanese…
Wow awesome. Stop stealing everyone else’s five minutes of fame!
Funny podcast, nice music, really liked it.
Anyone else think Yongfook created Kragon just so he could give sex advice to someone else for a change?
Lay-bee-uh.
translation of that article would be awesome
Sweet action! Congrats and all that good stuff. And yeah, a translation would be great - I’d like to see that. Liking the remix of the song as well… very cool.
whats “ka yo ku a ri mas”?
Haha, got everyone fooled there Yongfook. Take the cover of another magazine, add in the real pictures, make everyone believe there is a link.
I’m subscribed to that magazine, it’s a review of foreign prostitues in Tokyo. They’re quite positive about our dear British friend. Only, how do you translate the following?
�も�ヨンフーク��ン���ょ�������。
Liking the remix so far. been trying to find this one band you mentioned a while ago on first podcast called “SoulFlip” and i can’t find anything. Do they have a website by any chance?
thanks
Yongfook was impersonating this.
http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/3769/img7954fa7rh.jpg
Tap, tap. Mork calling Orson, come in Orson…
http://www.soulflip.com/mp3.html
That was hilarious.
Looks like he’s pointing to his cranium, or his eye. Maybe he’s trying to hypnotize us. Anyways, I gotta go, I have a sudden compulsion to collect pretties for the master.
Dammit, is there a way I can change that last comment? I’m like Clark Kent caught with his dick out here.
There’s a guy from the land Down Under in that magazine.. GO AUSSIE GO! Don’t mind me, just being patriotic =)
hahaha Kenton, what a crack up! I can’t even think of a nick so I just left the name field blank. I’m known as “Anonymous”.. how original o_O hehe
Anonymous, yeah, let’s all compound the mistake by repeating my name AGAIN! :P
“repeating my name AGAIN!”
And now I’m spouting redundancies. Look how mad you made me.
Time for a little cry in the boy’s room.
I’m so sorry! pulling puppy face Yongfook, can you please delete Kenton’s name from my previous message?
arrgghhhhh.. what a bimbo! Yongfook.. and the last one too please!
………………………………………………….
Good thing for you you’re anonymous. :P
And you did that on purpose. Bee-hotch. Dirty bee-hotch.
That was really uncalled-for =( It was all in the name of fun! You know.. fun?? happy happy joy joy…
thank you Ami =)
laugh laugh (:
Ahahahahhaa! Look at that ridiculous “eh — me?” pose (complete with finger point)! You make my day, Jon, really. :)
Oh btw, are we to stop expecting proper blog entries, now that you seem to be caught up in your podcasting…ness?
Is there an online version of that article? I can barely read Katakana and Hiragana (when I have my notebook in hand and a dictionary) and don’t know any Kanji, but I’d like to try reading it anyway, filling in what I don’t understand with my imagination.
Why must you be so hot right now?
i quite like how you blurred out everyone else in the group photo… so the guys at the edges are non-existent blobs. nothing like good old narcissism.
sammie - I don’t he “blurred” them out moreso than it’s an effect of the aperture setting of the camera. Whether it was intentional or not, we’ll never know.
Ok… Putting on my translating cap…
Korean chick: I was up till 3 am in the middle of the night in bed with Jon, looking for his cock.
Jon: Work is work. My name is “Cockle”, but it does not mean that my privates are easy to find. You gotta work for it baby!
“That was really uncalled-for =( It was all in the name of fun! You know.. fun?? happy happy joy joy…”
Note to self, remember to add an winky emoticon — like so ;) — the next time you call Anonymous a dirty bee-hotch, so she knows its all in joygasmic fun.
Here you are. ;)
hehe, really catchy remix. Christ, this text is really big. Karl jenkins did Adiemus too! I didn’t know that.
Incidentally, for those of us who can’t read the Japanese text in that photo, what does the article have to say about you / what do you have to say in that article?
Or, what David-MTL already asked.
Very nice remix. Who’s the Korean girl? She looks cute :)
RU/18 QTPI?
It’s probably about yf’s teeny tiny penis.
yes as you can see in the main photo I’m extending my pinky finger, clearly trying to explain to the rest of them how impossibly small it is. They are all sort of sitting around, smiling awkwardly and thinking “I thought this was going to be about the web, not penises. Hey wow I can sleep with my eyes open”.
Is that why you started sort of sticking your pinky in your ear? Trying to liven it up by insinuating bizarre sexual practices with not commonly penetrated bodily orifices?
This is a warning to crazy people who talk to me via IM whilst I’m at work, don’t hear what they want to hear, then get all angry and psychotic and go posting our entire conversation (deleted) on my blog:
I don’t have time to play court jester to strangers, outside of this blog. That’s not what I do. Don’t expect to befriend me within 3 conversations, don’t expect me to be interested in what you have to say, don’t expect me to even be listening.
A small handful of people cannot seem to grasp that my purpose in life is not here to - for example - lend strangers a shoulder to cry on, an ear to rant to, or someone to reveal secrets about their health to. I simply do not, and more importantly do not have the time, to care.
That doesn’t make me a bad person. Why should it? Just because I choose to ignore or block someone who is harassing me after being repeatedly asked to refrain from contacting me, does not mean I do this to everyone in my life. There is a whole other side of the man behind yongfook.com that possibly many of you will never get to know. I have friends whom I love, a job that I enjoy - but I seldom talk about either because then this would just be exactly the same as any other blog on the internet.
Unless you are a friend of mine in real life, all you know of me is just a tiny, self-pigeonholed facet of my life. Some of you, I believe, are fully aware of this and we all have a bit of a laugh on this blog. A small subculture of you however, see me as someone to be “saved”, someone who doesn’t meet up to their lofty moral standards, and throws a hissy fit when I choose not to give you the time of day, because I’m fucking busy at work and I can’t even remember your name.
So in summary:
Please do not contact me via IM unless you can make me laugh or you are a hot naked chick. Preferably both, but I suppose in the end the latter is more important.
to iS: i am fully aware that it was a camera lens which made that blurred out the other people. just because it’s done on a camera doesnt mean one cant use the words “blurred out”? i am also fully aware that yf has full control over the settings on his camera - it’s a digital SLR! of course it was intentional.
If you are as “fully aware” as you say you are then you would know that I was using a macro lens for such a close-up shot. And macro lenses have incredibly narrow depths of field. Whatever you are focusing on, everything within about a few millimeters closer or further is blurred out - and yes, I was focusing on myself. This is my blog, after all. And you are reading a post about how I was in a magazine. When you look at it objectively - which you aren’t - it’s perfectly reasonable that I am the focus of that photo.
If you are interested, I was using an EFS 60mm f2.8. It’s an extremely sharp macro lens that has a very narrow depth of field.
Now, perhaps you can help answer why there are so many crazy, opinionated people looking for a pound of flesh on this blog? If you don’t like it here, there are about fifty billion other blogs you could read.
Cheers,
YF.
excuse me… i was celebrating your narcissism?
and i was right, it was intentional… whenever did i criticized that?? take the dildo out of your arse! i wouldn’t come to yf.com if i didnt expect everything to be yf centered. i think it’s wonderful to have a healthy dose of narcissim.
ahhaahhaa
now we r talking. more crazy ppl to be laughed at.
wow, I’ve been reading yongfook.com for a couple of years now, and I think I can safely say the comments for this entry have managed to eclipse all others in terms of general skid-mark-on-the-underpants-of-the-internet-ness. Congratulations to whoever’s responsible, you managed to beat out the manatee-fetishists and the dribbling fan girls - a feat worthy of a golf clap indeed. Oh, and fanformerlyknownasfan - anyone capable of reading your hilarious little Japanese message is also more than capable of recognising it as the kind of Japanese you’d expect from a particularly retarded ex-circus chimp whose biggest claim to fame until now was being voted “monkey most likely to die in puddle of own faeces”. Congratulations on the magazine article Yongfook.
why’s your ear’s blushing red eh? did you say that diamonds are better than sex? lol
That’s all well and good feedledee, but I’m surprised that no one mentioned what was truly important about this post/podcast. No, not the foreplay instructional, but the inspiring A-Team theme. Ahh A-Team. God, I love that show.
Wow, Someone addressed me. Okay not really…
Can we go back to mass-love-slash-eOrgy now? Thanks.
YF, can I ask your opinion about using the 20D vs 300D vs whatever you had before? I’m considering getting a 10D (used, cause it’s what I can afford) or a 300/350 D and wanted to get some user feedback from someone who’s used some of these cameras. Also, why’d you not go with Nikon? And do you feel like the lack of Spot metering is a shortcoming or you don’t really care? Currently using a Canon S1 IS (non dSLR). Feel free to reply in an email. Or in a comment on my page. Or not at all. I’ll take silence as a declaration of love.
YONGFOOK WAIT!!!
Does this mean you don’t want to hear about that time my uncle touched me and made me cry? Or about my lovely furry kittens?
You evil man!
I feel like I’ve missed out on the whole saga that is yongfook.com! When did this site become so farking popular?
…btw, I’ve seen him nekkid–and his penis isn’t overly small. It’s quite pretty.
(I have the feeling this post is going to be erased.)
not OVERLY small??
If that’s not the compliment of the decade, I don’t know what is.
“This is a warning to crazy people who talk to me via IM whilst I’m at work, don’t hear what they want to hear, then get all angry and psychotic and go posting our entire conversation (deleted) on my blog:”
Good grief, what’d I miss? Was it as good as the time the 40-odd-year-old psychiatrist baselessly psychoanalyzed yongfook? That was pure camp. I wonder if she’s been back.
Incidentally, my question was merely playfully rhetorical.
fatgaijinslapper > I have suspicions that it was that very same person.
Time to hire some leather-clad Yak bodyguards. With samurai swords. And never take off their sunglasses.
YEAS! YF finally gave the dinkle smacking hiswierd fans have been asking for - oh happy day :)
What’s a dinkle smacking?
Belgian Puff Pastry.
It’s when you tell someone off/punish them. I’m a creative user of da English. That’s some of my best work.
I’m too buggered to say anything other than your version of Allegretto is the bees knees so be sure to finish it! Gimme da breaks!
Dinkle smacking…sounds like when you slap someone across the forehead with your/a gi-normous penis…I think I’ll adopt this term and spread it around montreal, if you don’t mind AndyH.
David > perhaps you are already aware of this, but the action you just described is more commonly known as a “chubby whack”.
“Chubby Whack”? Wow, I’ve never heard that one…hahaha that’s hilarious.
yes, chubby whack. but if it’s directed at the cheek with enough force to leave an impression, this is called the “purple mushroom”.
Nice podcast, a little short but entertaining nevertheless.
Its strange how I think the most humourous highlights were the fact that you said that it was podcast billion and the cocknews involving the Judge using a penis pump in court. The monster character Kragon is kind of childish for my tastes.
..and the song at the end, was for the win!1!
AndyH>> still wont beat my “dingleberry harvester” phrase.
ppl who pisses me off wld be cursed to spend the rest of his life doing that godforsaken job in a russian jaihouse.
yes, i know voodoo.
yf>> there’s a “design flaw” in ur site. some comments get blocked by the “things i do” section and so on.
if that’s intentional (and i wont knw why)then forget it. i will wear 3d glasses if it helps.
naeboo > what browser?
I see it too. I’m on firefox on the PC currently.
Here’s a screenshot.
I get it too sometimes. When the comments get very long. Firefox.
Cheers for that, iS. Hmm funny glitch. The site is due for a clean-up soon anyway, maybe I’ll do something this weekend.
Do I detect narcissism?!
Congrats on making the top 5 mate… do you get a raise then?
yf>> yeah. firefox. i trust the screenshot is right coz i cant be arsed to chack it. cheers
*check.
btw, it goes to show how many blind giggly girl hyenas u have here to take them this long to notice that.they REALLY do come here in hopes of getting ur love crumbs. hahhahahahaa
I wanted to know about the hot naked chick clause about IMing you. Is it still a clause to allow that, even though you can’t see them?
Shit, sorry- that wasn’t me hitting on you, I was just curious because I would have thought them making you laugh until you peed would be more important in an IM that’s distracting you.
Hmm. Well, I use firefox too but no problems here. We female readers of yf.com don’t all worship him, you know. :D
But we male readers do. Mmmm.
I can’t believe I missed so much! At least the love has returned. And the manatee.
The manatee? Where?
firefox user. I also have the problem of Tings I do blocking the comments. I can’t actually see what I’m typing now b/c of this glitch. Mystery!
Firefox user, I get it too- each time if there are quite a few comments. I generally find that if you hit refresh, it goes.
Hmm. I wasn’t getting it on my Firefox at home. But now I’m working on a mac with Netscape and it’s doing it.
Penis!
wtf is naeboo doing here.
Hmmmm…I wonder if Zedstar is a hot naked chick?
Not when I’m talking to strangers I’m not.
Also, with firefox 1.5 on linux, all the comments are complete gibberish and random nonsense!
That would be a tough call… The comments here usually are gibberish and random nonsense.
The tune was very Rob Dougan, I likey.
Now try and do a podcast without talking about sex (or lack thereof). I double dare ya.
I only say that because kites fly highest against the wind, and I want Yongfook to be a big beautiful kite. Daijobu?
Gosh, that would be a challenge! AND without the mention of genitalia - I triple dare you ;) Do I hear crickets chirping in the distance? :P
Yeah I dare you to make a completely boring podcast too! I’m on the internet for one reason…genitalia. Don’t try to take that away from me.
The music sounds similar to the DeBeers diamond commercial.
Joe, that’s because…
oh forget it.
After insulting women and promoting mysoginism world-wide, now yongfook is supporting DeBeer’s bloodstained diamonds?
Guig I wasn’t trying to take your genitalia away from you, I would just like push the YF into the comedy stratosphere. I space kite, if you will.
And thanks to both of you for using my ‘what’s a nubian?’ question. Even if you did singularly FAIL to provide an answer my tiny mind could cope with.
Person from Nubia? Surely that didn’t rock your world all that hard. And I’ll only tell you once more, AndyH, if that is your real name, you try and take my genitals from me and I’ll have words with your nubian.
100!! Wow I’m bored…. at work. Slow day.
wow people really love to have fun by posting offensive messages to someone’s alternate blog-self. it’s just, well, great! i wish there were more clowns like this in the world to provide such amusement whilst giving me the feeling that my life is actually… worth something! though i am aware they number in the billions.
still like the site jon. ta.
Why so indignant? I think we should all eat cake. :)
Very cool blog.
I’m now on my way out to get that zashi!
Thanks
Craig
Update already you bastard. Being busy at work is NOT an excuse to not update.
[b]The music sounds similar to the DeBeers diamond commercial.[/b]
I haven’t heard it before, so I was rather confused about the diamonds part in the title. Thanks for clearing it up for me!
Who wants to feel my long, silky, hard, veiny penis? Its a sale price today at $50 a stroke!
….sorry, I’m just bored stiff in my lecture :|
Speaking of penises, I happened across this article on the Greek fascination with small genitalia earlier today. The article quotes a study stating that in ancient Greece, “The ideal penis was small, thin, and covered with a long, tapered foreskin.” Another author lists the most desirable masculine features: “a gleaming chest, bright skin, broad shoulders, tiny tongue, strong buttocks, and a little prick.”
A case of mistaken century, perhaps, yongfook?
Excuse the sad, sad sentence structure there. I meant, being born in the wrong century.
zasshi
Link doesn’t work for me :(
Here it is: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/051209.html
(note to self: don’t try to use html in comment boxes again.)
A case of mistaken century, perhaps, yongfook?
Who told you I had strong buttocks. That thing with the walnut is all done with pulleys.
What do you say? You mean you didn’t — It wasn’t –!
I feel so disillusioned. Sigh.
I think he’s merely confused about where his suppositories are meant to go.
“That thing with the walnut is all done with pulleys.”
Elaborate please.
Remember that scene in Return of the Jedi, where the ewoks crush the walker in the forest with two huge logs? One from each side? Like that.
I saw the photo for Feb. 20… and I couldn’t help but think! He’s gone Zen!!! and then I saw Meyers Briggs in your podcast and thought… wow… what’s he got to say about that? I used to work with groups …. hahahah Happy Kitty…
Wow!!!! 118 comments and climbing! Must be the most commented Yongfook article ever?
Not by far. Does anyone remember which was? Fran?
a: you are right…I checked…it is “Fran” at over 180! Well, this comment is 120 and counting…..
Paul Tan says:
wtf is naeboo doing here.
>> what gives u more privelege to be here than her? stupid doink.
GREAT NEWS !!!!
KEEP GOOD