Happy Short-Lived Romantic Sentiment Day

Posted in Podcast on February 14th, 2006 / 62 Comments

Enjoy it whilst you can ladies, for this is the only day of the year when your man might give you say, a flower or a bracelet, before unceremoniously spooging on your face and falling asleep on top of you, moaning some other girl’s name.

Hope you enjoy the podcast, and Kraagon’s musical debut at the end.

Cheers,
YF

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62 Responses to “Happy Short-Lived Romantic Sentiment Day”

For more hating on valentines day, try fireangelism.com And as you’re in Japan, I hope you have female co workers.
Ami / February 14th, 2006
Back after actually listening to the cockcast. I still love Kraagon, especially a Kraagon singing “I will crush him”. Quite jealous of Marjorie, really.
Ami / February 14th, 2006
Really, really dull, guys. Don’t take this up for a living.

Wait, no. I just realized that we still never answered any questions from the call-in.
Guig / February 14th, 2006
Yes we did, a Nubian is from Nubia. Which is up near Shatner’s Whistle.
yongfook / February 14th, 2006
Guys, I love your accents! Any bet someone will say this comment is as scary as the last comment I left the other day. Don’t know why it was considered scary in the first place. Scary is when someone lives off the site and comments 100 times on a daily basis.. Fan! :P

I only recently stumbled across this site. By the way, females do leave comments =) Happy Valentine’s Day!!!
Anonymous / February 14th, 2006
Great cockcast. Kraagon and YF’s duet really made for an awesome feature.
Zedstar / February 14th, 2006
Man. Its funny how yongfook says R’s when he sings. Crazy british english accentery.
Alabaster Crusader / February 14th, 2006
Haha! Nice song at the end of the cockcast. Happy Valentine’s!
Waffle / February 14th, 2006
Very nice :) How about a 3 way AndyH, YF, Guig cast for the next one?
scorpiongang / February 14th, 2006
I love Kragon.
Paul Tan / February 14th, 2006
I hail our new Kragon overlord!

Personally, I call today “You Can Buy Love Singles Awareness Day!” … but that’s just me.
Alex / February 14th, 2006
Oh dude, you did the “fihhh fihhh five five… etc… five five” and it made my day.

I have no life.

But thank you!
Brian / February 14th, 2006
my heart totally melted with that duet.
h / February 14th, 2006
I’m pretty sure “what’s a nubian” is a quote from Chasing Amy, butthatsjustme. As for that Russian guy, did he happen to star in the movie Edward Penishands? http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2768
ya / February 14th, 2006
Valentine’s Day is just another fucking Hallmark Card invention… =) Though I should not complain, since I did get a new laptop… *wink

A perk of dating a geek… I am just waiting for my boss to leave the office for his meeting before I actually listen to the podcast. I don’t think Kragon will fix in well in a work environment
CrazyC / February 15th, 2006
Hello, I realized that in the KRAGON’s 3 day tokyo WEATHER REPORT (Which cracks me up by the way HAHA) i want to point out that the ART in the weather report segment resembles Final fantasy I art.(waay back in the day) cool.
Whale Blubber / February 15th, 2006
Homosexual no (latent), goatee not yet, axe-wielding yes (prefer knives). I hate bunnies. Facial hair yes.

I’m leaving now since I have been immortalized in a Yongfook cockcast while the rest of you losers got ignored! HAH!

This is Yongfook’s way of saying he loves me, this being Valentine and all that.

I’m so happy.
fan_formerly_known_as_fan / February 15th, 2006
“Scary is when someone lives off the site and comments 100 times on a daily basis.. Fan! :P”

You flatter me! Although now that it has been confirmed that I am actually male (I don’t know where Yongfook gets his info since the doctor’s still haven’t reached consensus) my popularity will dwindle.
fan_formerly_known_as_fan / February 15th, 2006
What is wrong with you Brits!? Check out Jamie Oliver’s “ceramic ball”… (http://www.flavourshaker.co.uk). BTW, I am not advertising this, but this thing is pretty phallic
CrazyC / February 15th, 2006
“I’m pretty sure â€œwhat’s a nubianâ€? is a quote from Chasing Amy”

yep
stephan / February 15th, 2006
Listen up noble cockcaster. The chitchat? SUCKS. The features (Penis News, Kragon)? RULE. The divide’s really amazing.

The high points of your blog are when you set yourself actual topics, not blather openended. So choose something to talk about already, or better yet, script everything.
Minivet / February 15th, 2006
Man, scripting everything sounds like an AWESOME idea.
Guig / February 15th, 2006
you’re stealing all my lines, you COCKGOBBLING HACK.
yongfook / February 15th, 2006
So, you guys didn’t find my questions interesting enough to answer then?

“Whats the most embarressing thing that you have done/has happened to you?

Are you going to live in Japan forever? And why?”

You could really make something funny out of answering these questions, but you blew it. You really blew your chance.

wankas.
Kj / February 15th, 2006
I don’t think anyone has commented on it yet, so I will just say that you are not a bad singer. However next time you could invite me to sing on your podcast as a kind of celebrity guest. Although Im not a celebrity, I can do Opera and that should mean something.
Kj / February 15th, 2006
Who else would think it funny to alert the RIAA of this unlicensed distributing of Lionel Ritchie’s Hello?

No?
fan_formerly_known_as_fan / February 15th, 2006
Orion the Hunter, he is a hunter!!!

He was cursed to be chased by Mother Natures giant scorpion, Scorpio.

He boasted that he cud hunt and kill all of Her animals so she sent a giant scorpion to kill him.
Purple Chimp / February 15th, 2006
Orion the Hunter, he is a hunter!!!

He was cursed to be chased by Mother Natures giant scorpion, Scorpio.

He boasted that he cud hunt and kill all of Her animals so she sent a giant scorpion to kill him.
Purple Chimp / February 15th, 2006
nope, he’s definitely the guy with the thing.
yongfook / February 15th, 2006
Valentine’s Day - Marketing gimmick leeching off girls’ needs to feel appreciated. Before all girls bash me on that, let me add, not all girls. Some exclusions apply, I’m gal & I don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day.

btw, your singing rocks!
su / February 15th, 2006
Finally listened to the cockcast on the way to work. Excellent and the song at the end was fucking brilliant.

I actually recorded a podcast of my own a while back … it is still sitting idle on my HD and shall remain there. After hearing myself murder a kitten (I might share the script, it’s funny when in context) and listening to my own voice for a few minutes I have decided not to air it … my ears were bleeding. That said, I might have a good topic you could use in your next cockcast:

The song which was playing when you were having sex for the first time. Real or imaginary (sex or the song, you pick).

We are all in that age bracket where the song that was playing was probably something really embarrassing, in retrospect.
Alex / February 15th, 2006
Yongfook fans! Wanna have some fun? Write down the next four words in this story (only four words):

IN THE BEGINNING, YONGFOOK
Joe / February 16th, 2006
WAS EATING A LARGE
Billy Bob / February 16th, 2006
MANATEE! But soon he
- * hUnNy * - / February 16th, 2006
diverged two precious penile
Oko_ne / February 16th, 2006
diverged two precious petals
Oko_ne / February 16th, 2006
then got food poisoning.
Kj / February 16th, 2006
and puked a whale
cat / February 16th, 2006
now i remembered why i dont bother to come here anymore. the comments are getting gigglyfangirls-fied. whatever happened to all those crazy shit in the comments instead of the “i want to suck your cock, yongfook” variants.
naeboo~ / February 17th, 2006
then died, THE END.
Kj / February 17th, 2006
EPILOGUE, yongfook groped her
fan_formerly_known_as_fan / February 17th, 2006
Dutch wife, and noticed
Joe / February 17th, 2006
guig is god’s gift to girls/earth. check out the alliteration there! such a comment was meant to be.
sammie / February 17th, 2006
I swear I didn’t write that last comment…but no one will ever believe me.
Guig / February 18th, 2006
Sammie’s wrong! Guig is God’s gift to Yongfook!
Billy Bob / February 18th, 2006
her big throbbing cock
fan / February 19th, 2006
For next cockcast’ penis news you should make a jingle with lyrics that are nothing more than synonyms for penis.
fan / February 19th, 2006
Already done. By Monty Python.
a / February 19th, 2006
and jammed a thermometer
Paul Tan / February 19th, 2006
in the wild boar’s
fan / February 19th, 2006
Please stop. It’s hurting my brain.
iS / February 19th, 2006
so what happened with the website, anyone know?
bigdaikoner / February 19th, 2006
ass, who’s “notacreature” but
Billy Bob / February 19th, 2006
a “fan” of Fuckstress
Joe / February 19th, 2006
Guig & Yongfook….THE EURASIAN TWINS!!!!
Joe / February 19th, 2006
who jammed rose stalks
Paul Tan / February 19th, 2006
in Fuckstress’ unspoilt vagina
fan_formerly_known_as_fan / February 19th, 2006
I’d be quite interested in a one-off podcast about the design of this website and pingmag.jp, but I’m feeling I’ll probably be alone in this…
stephan / February 19th, 2006
while ‘fan’ eagerly lick
Joe / February 21st, 2006
cool nice post this one
voli / May 23rd, 2006