Comments on: NEW SKYPE! NEW VIDEO CALLS! oh no wait http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/ Yongfook is a Web Producer and Usability Consultant based in Tokyo Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:48:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Paul Tan http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-6914 Paul Tan Sat, 21 Jan 2006 03:32:06 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-6914 <p>I'd say Bill Gates.</p> I’d say Bill Gates.

]]> By: AndyH http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2549 AndyH Wed, 11 Jan 2006 20:48:26 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2549 <p>MacBook Pro - oops I just came. Anybody got one yet? I'm looking at you Jon.</p> <p>PS: I'll miss the days when my Powerbook G4 felt adequate...</p> MacBook Pro - oops I just came. Anybody got one yet? I’m looking at you Jon.

PS: I’ll miss the days when my Powerbook G4 felt adequate…

]]> By: David-MTL http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2524 David-MTL Tue, 10 Jan 2006 22:15:58 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2524 <p>Based on they characters that portrayed them in "Pirates of Silicon Valley", I'd have to forgo both of these choices and opt for a smack-tastic 3-some with Steve Wozniak Steve Balmer. Assuming YF rejects this reply...i'd pick Jobs, even though I'm a windows user. Bill just creeps me out.</p> Based on they characters that portrayed them in “Pirates of Silicon Valley”, I’d have to forgo both of these choices and opt for a smack-tastic 3-some with Steve Wozniak Steve Balmer. Assuming YF rejects this reply…i’d pick Jobs, even though I’m a windows user. Bill just creeps me out.

]]> By: AussieBill http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2494 AussieBill Tue, 10 Jan 2006 00:46:24 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2494 <p>Steve. I was lucky enough to see a WWDC keynote (where he introduced the G5 actually) and he gave me (and every other developer) a free iSight.</p> <p>Gates doesn't (or didn't bathe).</p> <p>Besides, I imagine the experience with Gates would be brutal (much like his software). Steve would cuddle afterwards.</p> Steve. I was lucky enough to see a WWDC keynote (where he introduced the G5 actually) and he gave me (and every other developer) a free iSight.

Gates doesn’t (or didn’t bathe).

Besides, I imagine the experience with Gates would be brutal (much like his software). Steve would cuddle afterwards.

]]> By: gaijin http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2493 gaijin Mon, 09 Jan 2006 21:45:16 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2493 <p>andy, death spunk travels fine--it just doesn't KEEP well. you don't wanna know what happened when a couple of us crazy kids hopped into the t.m. with a quart of nanojizz, all the way back to the motherfuckin' renaissance, and then realized too late they didn't have efficient cooling technologies then.</p> <p>not pretty. not pretty.</p> andy, death spunk travels fine–it just doesn’t KEEP well. you don’t wanna know what happened when a couple of us crazy kids hopped into the t.m. with a quart of nanojizz, all the way back to the motherfuckin’ renaissance, and then realized too late they didn’t have efficient cooling technologies then.

not pretty. not pretty.

]]> By: Rudders http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2492 Rudders Mon, 09 Jan 2006 08:03:45 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2492 <p>I've been trying to download Google Earth off BT for weeks now. Send us a copy!</p> I’ve been trying to download Google Earth off BT for weeks now. Send us a copy!

]]> By: drunkwithbroadband http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2488 drunkwithbroadband Sun, 08 Jan 2006 21:06:15 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2488 <p>If I did Bill Gates, he'd probably give me a virus.</p> If I did Bill Gates, he’d probably give me a virus.

]]> By: AndyH http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2487 AndyH Sun, 08 Jan 2006 19:50:43 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2487 <p>Do you expect me to believe I can get my hands on the "nano-mind-control semen" and not the time machine? Or does death-spunk not travel well?</p> Do you expect me to believe I can get my hands on the “nano-mind-control semen” and not the time machine? Or does death-spunk not travel well?

]]> By: gaijin http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2483 gaijin Sun, 08 Jan 2006 17:19:38 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2483 <p>"Now that sounds like a great mind-control storyline for a Victorian London fog and gaslamp murder mystery/James Bond/Avengers/Charlie's Angels style film. Can you really fuck someone to the point at which they feel the uncontrollable urge to kill? I suppose it depends how bad you are." - andy</p> <p>yes you actually can, andy, with special, deadly nano-semen, if you're very bad--michael jackson bad. the problem is that special, deadly nano-semen didn't exist during the victorian fog and gaslamp days. so, you have to travel to another time in order to use it to kill your mark.</p> <p>congratulations on the kid. or whatever "notacreature" was referring to.</p> “Now that sounds like a great mind-control storyline for a Victorian London fog and gaslamp murder mystery/James Bond/Avengers/Charlie’s Angels style film. Can you really fuck someone to the point at which they feel the uncontrollable urge to kill? I suppose it depends how bad you are.” - andy

yes you actually can, andy, with special, deadly nano-semen, if you’re very bad–michael jackson bad. the problem is that special, deadly nano-semen didn’t exist during the victorian fog and gaslamp days. so, you have to travel to another time in order to use it to kill your mark.

congratulations on the kid. or whatever “notacreature” was referring to.

]]> By: Joseph http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2470 Joseph Sat, 07 Jan 2006 08:47:35 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2470 <p>Andy, Andy, please see a doctor.....</p> Andy, Andy, please see a doctor…..

]]> By: AndyH http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2466 AndyH Sat, 07 Jan 2006 04:45:27 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2466 <blockquote>i'd do gates if i thought i could fuck him into killing</blockquote> <p>Now that sounds like a great mind-control storyline for a Victorian London fog and gaslamp murder mystery/James Bond/Avengers/Charlie's Angels style film. Can you really fuck someone to the point at which they feel the uncontrollable urge to kill? I suppose it depends how bad you are.</p> i’d do gates if i thought i could fuck him into killing

Now that sounds like a great mind-control storyline for a Victorian London fog and gaslamp murder mystery/James Bond/Avengers/Charlie’s Angels style film. Can you really fuck someone to the point at which they feel the uncontrollable urge to kill? I suppose it depends how bad you are.

]]> By: Joseph http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2465 Joseph Sat, 07 Jan 2006 04:43:05 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2465 <p>Out of the night came a terrible scream Who put the sand in Bill Gate's Vaseline?</p> Out of the night came a terrible scream Who put the sand in Bill Gate’s Vaseline?

]]> By: khani http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2462 khani Sat, 07 Jan 2006 04:25:32 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2462 <p>Oh yes. Steve Jobs, without a doubt. </p> <p>Happy 2006 yongfook! My resolution is to drink more beer than you. Yes. All types of beer.</p> Oh yes. Steve Jobs, without a doubt.

Happy 2006 yongfook! My resolution is to drink more beer than you. Yes. All types of beer.

]]> By: notacreature http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2457 notacreature Sat, 07 Jan 2006 03:37:13 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2457 <p>Hey-thought you were a married man w/ child on the way - what kind of talk is that for a father-to-be?</p> Hey-thought you were a married man w/ child on the way - what kind of talk is that for a father-to-be?

]]> By: gaijin http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2455 gaijin Fri, 06 Jan 2006 23:38:55 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2455 <p>hey there's always ichat av. or maybe, if you could be bothered, a combination of yahoo messenger's (audio-less) video + skype's audio?</p> <p>and i'd do jobs. i'd do him so good he'll slip me a new apple product every now and then. i'd do gates if i thought i could fuck him into killing the windows os line for good.</p> hey there’s always ichat av. or maybe, if you could be bothered, a combination of yahoo messenger’s (audio-less) video + skype’s audio?

and i’d do jobs. i’d do him so good he’ll slip me a new apple product every now and then. i’d do gates if i thought i could fuck him into killing the windows os line for good.

]]> By: AndyH http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2451 AndyH Fri, 06 Jan 2006 22:16:02 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2451 <p>I'd do Jobs. Because he would be the best performing, best designed, smoothest mover, the best multitasker and would have lots of hidden talents and he'd be compatible with everyone. However, 99% of people on the planet would think Bill Gates was all of those things and refuse to look twice at Steve, so they'd keep their plebian mitts off my man. The part would truly be ruined if Gates fans knew what they were missing out on.</p> I’d do Jobs. Because he would be the best performing, best designed, smoothest mover, the best multitasker and would have lots of hidden talents and he’d be compatible with everyone. However, 99% of people on the planet would think Bill Gates was all of those things and refuse to look twice at Steve, so they’d keep their plebian mitts off my man. The part would truly be ruined if Gates fans knew what they were missing out on.

]]> By: Luke http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2450 Luke Fri, 06 Jan 2006 20:53:47 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2450 <p>you should have a gayest post poll, it would be craptastic!</p> you should have a gayest post poll, it would be craptastic!

]]> By: fan http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2446 fan Fri, 06 Jan 2006 16:52:04 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2446 <p>I assumed he had a sense of style since all apple products are for style-aware homosexuals.</p> <p>If Steve Balmer is an option, I'm not really sure I want sex with a sweaty chair-throwing monkey.</p> I assumed he had a sense of style since all apple products are for style-aware homosexuals.

If Steve Balmer is an option, I’m not really sure I want sex with a sweaty chair-throwing monkey.

]]> By: tamjpn http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2444 tamjpn Fri, 06 Jan 2006 16:18:42 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2444 <p>Steve Balmer, he reminds me of star wars kid.</p> Steve Balmer, he reminds me of star wars kid.

]]> By: yongfook http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2442 yongfook Fri, 06 Jan 2006 15:42:51 +0000 http://archive.yongfook.com/2006/01/06/new-skype-new-video-calls-oh-no-wait/#comment-2442 <p>I'm going to take that answer as "Neither, I'll have that jumping, screaming lunatic and everyone's favourite candidate for massive and spontaneous cardiac failure <a href="http://splachovac.cz/anim/vid/dancemonkeyboy.mpg">Steve Balmer</a>, please".</p> <p>Nice choice.</p> I’m going to take that answer as “Neither, I’ll have that jumping, screaming lunatic and everyone’s favourite candidate for massive and spontaneous cardiac failure Steve Balmer, please”.

Nice choice.

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