Back for a bit
The site has been offline for a bit whilst I tinker in the background. For once though I don’t mean masturbation, I’ve been doing some coding. I’ve actually been secretly testing out my INCREDIBLE NEW WEBSITE* WITH AWESOME NEW FEATURES AND CONTENT which is now not so secret, and actually won’t go online until later this month.
Happy New Year to everyone. I had a brilliant holiday and I feel richer as a person for now knowing what it feels like to have been drunk for 10 straight days.
2005 was excellent, hope 2006 brings me some more of that.
* you’re looking at this now, so if it’s not amazing to you, you have my permission to harm a defenseless animal.
Can’t wait!
“Kupo to you too!” says Mog…
Remember those baby seals……get eating
Yes yes, eating baby seals is on my agenda don’t worry.
And don’t forget masturbation…never forget masturbation.
wow! Can’t wait for that.
hope 2006 will be your better year ;)
2005 was excellent? I don’t think so!
For long term masturbation sessions I recommend jelly or some surrogate-jelly.
Surrogate jel-What the fuck? Chafing is half the appeal of “long term masturbation sessions.”
Happy new year boys and girls, I found out my Nova are sending me to Kyoto on Jan 17th. Anyone wanna recommend a good bar/izakaya/survival mechanism other than chafe-inducing onan-athons?
have an awesome 2006.
Where the hell do you get the motivation to continually revamp this place?!
Seeing as how my job involves a lot of the same kind of thing, it really doesn’t take me that long to whip up a new version. Something needs to be changed though - this place looks far too bloggy now and I don’t like that. It needs to look more pretentiously “web 2.0″ and that’s what I’m aiming for in the new one.
Yes, reject blogdom. You should do what I do and only use html. Get rid of all this php, CMS pansy crap and start cutting and pasting. It makes the ladies love you.
…it also makes people stay away from your site, apparently. You know…if that’s what you’re going for.
Please don’t make me say stupid mushy shit like I MISS YOU COME BACK ALREADY YOU BITCH, slut.
Happy New Year all! I caught a cold on the eve. Anybody caught anything better?
Guig, PLEASE stop spending all your time here refreshing every 5 minutes and update your freaking BLOG already. Sheesh!
I can’t. Didn’t you hear the part where I have to do everything manually with html?
were you in singapore ?
What, ever? Or recently?
If you are the same person who emailed me to ask if I was in Singapore because you saw some TOTALLY HOT RAWR!!1 dude on the street over the Christmas holidays, then I’m sorry that wasn’t me, but if he was truly as TOTALLY HOT OMGOMGOMG as you say, then it’s perfectly understandable how you might have confused him as me. Anyway, I was in Tokyo for Christmas and New Year.
OR WAS I….
No yeah, I was. In Tokyo, I mean. Not Singapore. But I’ve been to Singapore. Recently.
Confused? You will be.
Congrats on the new design, I like it.
I’m afraid people will think it’s too plain…
But I think it’s nice and clear, and that’s what my design ethic is nowadays.
No…it’s brilliant!!!! Really brilliant, great new site, love the graphics, soooo cool. When will we be getting in-depth manatee porn? Does that include Manatee masturbation??? ohhhh naughty…
Obviously you know the future of webdesign better than I, but I think it’s too plain. Your site always had a very good but simple aesthetic. I’m not sure that you need to eschew the design part for more simplicity. But like I said, what do I know?
Very nice and clean. I too use a similar design philosophy…when I’m browsing wordpress templates that is…
Good job, bro.
Haha yea wow it seems so stupid now but I was excited, I didn’t know hot guys existed in a form that doesn’t involve an iq+sense of humor of a strawberry. You should update more often-love your blog and you
I like the new layout, it’s very “Apple Like” by that I mean very white with girly colours :)
I do miss the crazy food presence the old one had though.
Hi ! Nice site. Porn is cool !
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