CRAZYSEXPICS!
Thought I would take the camera out on saturday night, instead of drinking myself into a vaginal-reference-spewing, foul-mouthed stupor like I normally do.
Below: A short walk from my house, this main road with an expressway running above it is Route 20. Drive along this for 5 mins and you’ll find yourself in Shinjuku.
Below: Some guy from the interweb.
As always, more pics and larger versions are on my flickr page.
Also, see what the folk over at Metafilter have to say about Yongfook.com: Metafilter declares Yongfook.com undeniably shite in every way.
The flyover pics look like someplace in Jln Sultan Ismail,KL, Malaysia. Or Sukhumvit Rd, Bangkok Thailand. Generic Asian infrastructural architecture. Something reassuring about that.
Your pics look like a gay personal ad. (Red lighting always synonymous with vice here in SE Asia.) I wonder how many of your pics were used on craigslist?
that looks like where i was in itabashi, although prolly not. the photos are good (:
Mister Yongfook, i would like you to know that last night i read through at least the last two years of this blog, and if I was in Japan or you were in the states, I would totally have sex with you and eat indescribably disgusting things with you, as long as you bought me enough shiny things first. your hotness is undeniable. also the accent and being hilarious doesn’t hurt. However, taking pictures of streaming car lights is so amazingly cliche. Tsk tsk, I expected better of you. Now go eat some corn pizza!
I was just wondering what kind of camera you used? :D
Streaming car lights is amazingly cliche but there is a strange satisfaction in it. I think it’s because you’re creating something that you can’t actually see with the human eye. So in summary: fuck you.
Oh but yeah, lets still have sex and stuff.
Do you work out?
>David: Of course YF works out - can you imagine what hard work it is to spend that much time looking in the mirror, keeping your muscles flexed, setting up the camera, adjusting the lighting AND trying to keep a serious expressison all at the same time? Why, I think that’s enough of a work out for anyone not to crack up laughing! Honestly, Jon, how (or WHY) do you do it? Stick to the food - now THAT’S funny.
Seriously. The food reviews, great. The writing, brilliant. The self-portraits? We get it, you’re into you. Unfortunately for those of us who are straight guys, its like reading maxim interspersed with gay porn. Set up a blog devoted to your body. Stick to the food.
you do know your eyebrows looks funny, doncha? It’s almost as hilarious as your food review. Feed me more. The reviews, not your eyebrows.
Yikes!! Charlie Chaplain X Kinnikuman!! ���～
ditto on the eyebrow comment! and keep hiding the fact that you’re 5′8″! but i do love the airbrushed shit, i can still fantasize.
You guys are all on to something–I knew I’d seen this Yongfook character before, we just know him better as Ming the Merciless! http://images.quizilla.com/M/MidnightOMG/1069407618_eMerciless.jpg
LOL! That was a great film (and soundtrack) by the way, you should be proud. Don’t plan anything untoward though for Planet Earth–we know where you live Youngfoot
Mmm…photography on a Sat night, don’t you have more happening Sat nights? Nice shots anyway.
As for the self portraits, I bet you know you look good huh… : )
Jon,
Your an extremely sexy and good looking boy, but you know what makes good looking boys even more attractive? When they are humble..
So act like you don’t know your good looking.
Don’t release your sexy pics all at one go, ration them. After all you should leave somethings to our imagination.
Keep up the funny food reviews!
p/s i’m in love with myself too, esp my tits, but u don’t see me displaying them on public domain, do you?
humble? what, you mean constantly talking about my tiny penis is somehow massaging my ego?
Ah well with a face like that who cares if u have a penis the size of a Pocky. With a little nurture and care and TLC, anything can grow dear.
yf does not look 5′8 at all.
how?
nice pics (no, the road, not you), not like it hasn’t been done before though & isn’t everyone in love with themselves slightly? but just make a sexy pics section, you’re scaring the crackbabies
tiny penis. haha!
I have to admit, if you started cooking and posting food pr0n, or posting food pr0n, which is not to be mixed up with food reviews, your hottness would increase like gazillion-fold.
I guess we just have to settle for your half-naked photos in the meantime. :p
hahahaha… oh my gosh. if ever there was a doubt that you are the most vain person i’ve ever heard of, this post has cleared all of it. hahaha
http://www.answers.com/vain&r=67 “Excessively proud of one’s appearance or accomplishments; conceited.”
nice!
did i find a bug?? #hi!” ??
how 5′8″ (ok,fine 9″) ? well mum is 4′10″ japanese, he’s barely a head taller than her. do the math. he’s kind of interesting to look at, but wouldn’t do it for me in the sack. now if he had a large penis (which unfortunately also defers to mum’s genes), it might be a different equation altogether… ;)
Ming the Merciless–brilliant!
I too was going to make fun of YF (I know you have a name, too, damnit, but I don’t know what the hell it is) for his silly pictures of himself, but it seems like no one here has actually ready any of his articles. If you did you would realize that he’s not a vain idiot, but a person willing to make fun of himself and his situation. I don’t think that he is trying to make himself out to be a super stud. He looks silly in those photos, and he knows it. I have to assume he is disgusted and amused by the amount of Internet women who want to jump his bones. Although, the shirtless photo had me questioning…
Anyway, I love the food reviews. I think that you are too squeamish, but it just makes things funnier sometimes. I have had natto at a local (Portland, Oregon, USA) sushi restaurant and it is gross. I also tried the quail egg sushi (take a battleship roll and crack a raw egg onto it), but I think the grossest sushi trend is the handful of mystery items on the menu. Nagano, Cho-Cho, Creamy Scallop… well that’s about it, but the menu at this place is not giant. They’re basically different items bathed in mayonnaise and shoved into nori. Yuck. I want a review of dancing shrimp sashimi. Anything you eat while its nervous system is still firing is comedy gold.
how 5′8″ (ok,fine 9″) ? well mum is 4′10″ japanese
What? How do you know my mum’s height? and how do you figure she is Japanese when she was born in Singapore, speaks hokkien and mandarin, doesn’t speak Japanese, and has been to Japan once in her entire life? She’s Singaporean. And I’m 182cm in height. Thanks for playing.
does this really look 5′8″ ? http://www.flickr.com/photos/yongfook/15459562/in/set-379512/
If so damn, I guess I must have a really tiny head and a rake-thin body.
what do your parents think about your blog?
Doth protest too much. So 5′11″ is your claim now, we substract 2 inches of self-promotional posturing and we get right back to my estimate. It was a reasonable guess that she’d be Japanese. What’s the difference, Jon, she’s still 4′10″.
(everyone notice how skinny doesnt defend the small penis!!)
Don’t be defensive now, if you don’t want to be physically assessed, don’t post your shite photos
You fail to realise one thing and that is:
People saying I have gay eyebrows, gay facial expressions, gay hair and use gay stupid post-processing effects are all subjective assessments and therefore all highly acceptable. However, saying I am 5′8″ is not, because it’s, well, wrong in a very real and literal way.
So are you my first website troll? Is it because you are obsessed with me but the fact that you can’t have me frustrates you? Are you hot? For what it’s worth, I am masturbating as I type this.
man, i need to learn how to take photos of myself the way you take self portraits!
(again nothing about the penis size)
Did the devil not say “Vanity is my favourite sin”?
Well if you’re gonna do vanity you might as well do it well and Jon, I have to say they are pretty impressive photos. Could grace the inside of a fashion magazine. Keep up the entertaining work. I for one would prefer more entries other than food reviews because frankly speaking food gets a bit one dimensional and your wit and humour deserves something more juicy than that. Loved the Gizmodo article on the XBOX360 lounge, more of the same please.
FunkySage > I believe that was the first comment in the history of yongfook.com that has ever made me blurt a surprised and overdue-sounding “THANK YOU” out loud.
So, you know, thank you.
Totally agree with FunkySage. YF, with your good looks and well-gloom image, you could do a photography model.
And with your talent, you can write more than just food reviews. Topics like design, web related stuffs are cool. I m impressed with the Sketch-planet you developed.
PS: Do you pluck your gay eyebrows?
so perhaps i will be the only one not talking about your penis size/height/narcissism.
how bout them lakers?
p.s. you do have fancy eyebrows. i don’t mean that negatively.
enough with the eyebrow comments already!
there’s nothing wrong with well-groomed eyebrows!
i’m still waiting for Genevieve to respond hehe. yes, it is rather strange for someone to be so … focused on yf’s height as well as penis. you might have yourself a winner bro!
oh and thanks for writing and keeping all 20 of us entertained. heh.
excuse me all, am i missing something? what’s everyone getting all worked up about a skinny eurasian wanker with tweezers, foundation, a perm, and photoshop? if this fag-boy was in truth model-material, he’d be (ahem)… modeling
(continue surfing)
hey, I am not getting negative here. Having well-groom eyebrow is great which many guys will not bother about. It’s a compliment to yf!
Not everyone wanna be a model even if they are a model-material. I guess YF is happy at where he is now.
Dude, urm, didn’t think your eyebrow is gay. Just funny. Funny in a good, amusing, entertaining way. Urm, that doesn’t sounds too right, huh? Never mind. Couldn’t wish for a better eyebrow on YF.
i think sometimes YK does this to have people oke crazy shit fun at him. he’s either a sadist or his skin is steel-thick.
i’m still waiting for another penis comment from Gen. and where are the rest of the fellas?
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thank god Jon grooms his eye brows,
have you guys seen some typical asian eyebrows? they look like belong to some big chubby chinese deity. heck some older-asian-ungroomed-eyebrow men look like they hairspray their eye brows.
Keep grooming them, nothing wrong with men taking care of their looks.
JON~
I must ask the question already asked many times before: WHAT CAMERA DO YOU USE?! I really like the color and quality of the shots you’ve posted and can only wish to do the same with my misused Minolta.
…?
I can’t believe how many people here are rude enough to comment on someone else’s appearance and cowardly enough not to provide Jon with a shot of themselves for him to comment on. Dinkle smacks to those people!
Well, Andy, it is always easy to cut others down. Hence, the comments by others….
I agree with your comments.
YF is a talented individual with an obvious twisted sense of humour. I for one do appreciate the effort he has put into his website to keep us all entertain and rolling in the aisles. As for his personal photos, he is obviously an attractive individual. (No, I am not gay.) But what is interesting, is that he is a bit of a chameleon in his appearance. Some of his family shots are rather normal. I can only assume he enjoys exploring various combinations of his visual appearance. Nothing wrong with that. Well, at least he is recording his looks for the record; as we all know time marches on. As for the earlier comments by Genevieve, perhaps there is some sense of latent ‘penile’ induced psychosis?
For me personally, it would be interesting if YF explores the wacky gadgets the Japanese have over there…I think this would be an interesting addition to the wacky food reviews he does so well. For me the funniest review is the one talking about Macdonalds and gelatinous fat heads….classic….
YF, if you are ever my way, drop me a line, perhaps you can explore the nutjobs who line up for the nude bungy jumping contest just outside Naniamo here in BC.
sorry about this
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cool photos …. the streets ;)
Hey There. I did get into ur site while i was trying to find out about the phenomen of japanes boys plucking their eyebrows. Anyway cos the big topic seems to be ur eyebrows , I might ask straighforward do you pluck your eyebrows? i couldnt see from any replies that u did really do it , it seemd more like ppl assumed you do. I myself had started to pluck some after i did read a J-fashion Magazine and got inspired (Choki Choki) and actually i like my eyebrows better like this. Wonder if that makes me Gay haha, i not sure. I will look into you site more , but now tolate for me 11 Pm , Go’nite