Comments on: KISS MY FACE

By: Sylph

Sylph — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 06:29:16 +0000

...I like your voice. Yeah, you lick that KitKat...

You've probably heard that before. A lot. Oh well.

The little fit when you decided that the KitKat didn't taste like wine, that made me smile. Whoo, you rock.

By: Tony

Tony — Sat, 31 Dec 2005 23:22:29 +0000

We went to Japan in May and loved the frozen “terriyaki hamburger” that they sold at the AM/PMs. Anyway, we decided to buy some on our last day and take it back to California, but when we asked the clerk to not microwave it so we can just take the frozen ones with us… he had the same “what the hell are you talking about, that is not how we do things here in Japan” kind of look and kindly explained that he can’t sell that to us. We tried to explain why we do not want to have it microwave, and after a few minutes…… He told us we could just buy the similiar ones in the frozen section. Ahhh. why didn’t you tell us that in the first place! lol.

By: Charlie

Charlie — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 23:30:46 +0000

I may have this spelled wrong but their was a Japanese chocolate called “Brandor” back in the 60’s & 70’s. No, it was not Marlon Brando’s testicles covered with chocolate but was a segmented chocolate bar with a teaspoon or so of brandy inside each segment. If my brain, which is in it’s geezerhood, remembers corectly, Brandor was taken from the market because school kids were getting drunk on it. It should have been taken off the market because the the brandy tasted like shit.

By: lanxiu

lanxiu — Sat, 03 Dec 2005 18:20:06 +0000

Melty Kiss is sold in Singapore during November/December too. And we all know Singapore is summer all year round. That makes absolutely no sense at all. But that doesn’t matter, I get to eat my Melty Kiss and its yummy, so I shan’t quibble with how illogical it is. :)

By: ed

ed — Mon, 21 Nov 2005 02:02:39 +0000

so da!! that was it!

excuse while i go throw up.

By: dan

dan — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 18:30:43 +0000

no-nonsense brit you say you are, so there is no time to waste for spit swapping, sloppy cunnilingus/blowjobs - just downright sex? proper brit.

I like.

By: Fuckstress

Fuckstress — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 08:26:34 +0000

Team Tagging?!?! Is that what both of you are doing? I'm the meat between the sandwhich now? You dirty, dirty bastards.

I like it.

By: yongfook

yongfook — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 06:40:07 +0000

the goopy stuff was probably "tororo", a puree made from a kind of slimy potato. The puree itself has the consistency of frothy semen.

As for updates - I have 3 almost ready to go, and they will be unleashed all in one go, in an awesome bukkake wave of new content.

By: ed

ed — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 06:13:11 +0000

have i already mentioned that i love the comments as much as the blog?

so when's the next update? maybe we should give yf suggestions as to what to review next?

i remember a particular meal at some onsen near tokyo (hakodate? i have no idea, took a 1-2 hr ride via chikatetsu i think) where i ended up having some sorta veg noodle set - highlight of which was the goopy stuff i had to dip my soba in - blearrrrggggghh

i think thats prolly why i remember it. vaguely yet digustedly.

By: Guig

Guig — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 14:32:04 +0000

someone searched “fuckstress” and ended up on my site. It was your dugong wasn’t it?

By: Zedstar

Zedstar — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 11:16:53 +0000

@ ed- I’m from Victoria. Just imagine it in Brisbane- you’d be able to display them for all of one day of the year.

By: yongfook

yongfook — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 09:49:57 +0000

Don’t act like you need some kind of excuse to masturbate to dugong porn.

By: Fuckstress

Fuckstress — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 09:40:07 +0000

TOTALLY OUT OF TOPIC ALERT.

Somebody was googling for "YONGFOOK GAY" and added up on my site! SHIT THIS IS SO AWESOME IT MAKES ME WANT TO MASTURBATE TO DUGONG PORN YEAHHHHHHH!

By: ed

ed — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 04:12:06 +0000

you mean the absence of fall and spring in other countries? where it goes from hot to rainy to cold to freezing and back again?

its usually always hot and humid where i am. rains 1 out of 3 days on average. wheee

imagine meltykiss being sold in victoria, australia ... you get up to four seasons in ONE day over there. haha, clerks scrambling to clear the meltykiss off the shelves once the hail/snow clears and the torrential tropical rains/winds begin prior to the scorching, fly-infested heat.

By: kt

kt — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 03:41:52 +0000

post-script: the trend in america is to carry around bottles of condiments, apparently. i don’t know if this would cut down on the confusion of asking for barbecue sauce or heighten it due to the fact you pull out a bottle of it from your pocket.

By: kt

kt — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 23:27:12 +0000

and i thought i was the only one who ate BBQ sauce with their fries at mcdonalds. food of the gods.

By: Guig

Guig — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 14:39:13 +0000

Oh Christ. I meant the leaves are changing. What the hell is wrong with this dugong I got typing for me? Blubber in the brain...and possibly urethra.

What?

By: vickiho

vickiho — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 07:00:45 +0000

ani> damn, that’s a scary though. they sell meltykiss all year round in singapore, too. and… it doesn’t really melt as quickly, either. or just as quickly as other chocolates, i suppose. hmmmm.

By: Guig

Guig — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 04:41:16 +0000

You must live in Japan, ed. All other countries only experience one or two, and if you’re LUCKY 3, seasons. If you came to Japan you’d see that the lives are changing. Bet you don’t have THAT in your country.

By: ed

ed — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 01:44:34 +0000

how many seasons are there besides the four i’ve known all my life?!?!?!