Comments on: Boy Emaciated

By: Andy H

Andy H — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 12:35:33 +0000

I refuse to let this person:

“Youngfook instead of wishing for you to get better soon, I’m wishing for you to get better now.”

… win, so I’m wishing you’d got better yesterday, or before you were even ill, before you were born. I’m wishing you were artificially created in a lab and given an adamantium endo-skeleton and bowels made of mimetic poly alloy and a food safety sensor built into your robotic left eye, so that you were completely impervious to all stomach infections and could stab people through the head with razor sharp claws that extend from beneath your skin, so that you could even kill a ninja who was all like, “yeah, whatever, I can take that guy… he’s not a ninja or anything! He’s just walking down the road, he’s not moving in the shadows and walking through walls like me! I bet he’s not even a master of every form of combat” And then just when he’s on you, you’re like “Ha! Adamantium claws bitch!” and you take him out - just as you’re about to celebrate by taking a bite of some mad Japanese ‘food’ and an alarm goes off in your bionic eye telling you not to bite into it, so you throw it over your shoulder and slink of all suave into the sunset, like Bruce Willis.

By: Petra

Petra — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 02:33:32 +0000

Oh. Yes. Gatorade or the Japanese sport drink equivalent.

By: Petra

Petra — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 02:30:48 +0000

Good Lord! I leave for a while and you TOTALLY blogify your blog AND you contract food poisoning. Awfully sorry (about the illness). Had it and it’s the worst thing EVAR. Or.. maybe it’s Avian flu? They say that you die from multi-organ failure. Damn. Such a shame for you to be catching it 2 years before the projected pandemic.

By: gracey

gracey — Thu, 10 Nov 2005 23:08:12 +0000

I hope you feel better too, I mean back to the whiney, poison-eating updater you used you be. I had just recovered from the same thing a few weeks ago. I just thought I got it from a snivelling toddler that rubbed phlegm/snot on my facial area. Sick.

By: Dark4angel

Dark4angel — Thu, 10 Nov 2005 11:42:26 +0000

Youngfook instead of wishing for you to get better soon, I’m wishing for you to get better now.

By: Fenix

Fenix — Wed, 09 Nov 2005 16:59:45 +0000

BITTY! I WANT BITTY!!!

By: Azim

Azim — Tue, 08 Nov 2005 16:21:31 +0000

ok… correction YonkFook… You spend too much time looking through and commenting on Kissui’s Photos… not so much her blog… Mr. I have the same eyes.

By: Jae

Jae — Tue, 08 Nov 2005 12:08:52 +0000

Eat lots of juk! The best sick food, combining both liquid for hydration and the manna of all Asians--rice. (Tho I prefer squash juk myself, but that might be a little too much for your stomach at the mo.) I'm sure either co-workers or your mom will have recipes.

Projectile vomiting on coworkers might not inspire that much pity.

By: Arc

Arc — Tue, 08 Nov 2005 05:31:55 +0000

“Oh these cookies are delicious. Who made them?” “The nice gay couple did.” BLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHA

By: smashpOp

smashpOp — Tue, 08 Nov 2005 01:56:49 +0000

wowowowow funny ahahah

By: Evelyn

Evelyn — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 19:56:22 +0000

Do feel better soon. Look up a recipe for okayu rice gruel–I ate that for a week when I was sick in Tokyo because it was the only that would stay down. Then you can do a food review on it!

By: c'est moi

c'est moi — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 18:31:02 +0000

Well, first of all that picture make me sick and last but not least, hope you feel better soon. I think this is a lesson for you to watch what you eat. You never know what is in the ‘junk’ food you’ve been eating for us, the readers.

By: yongfook

yongfook — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 05:12:09 +0000

I am entitled to sick leave, but nevertheless I am in work at my desk. Me being an all-round pity-seeking martyr instinctively prevents me from taking sick leave.

By: nysushi

nysushi — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 05:02:35 +0000

So, is this nenkyu or sick leave? You know, those of us still in coddleville would like to know about the ‘real world’.

By: CLAUDE

CLAUDE — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 03:20:35 +0000

BARF BARF BARF BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAGGG HAHAHAHAHA

By: Girl E

Girl E — Sun, 06 Nov 2005 23:56:03 +0000

Think of it as an extended holiday on a tropical island....net result is the same as having Bali belly on Bali.

You get to have a choice of views between the ceiling, the tv and the toilet bowl.

By: Susana

Susana — Sun, 06 Nov 2005 21:22:05 +0000

and by the way hi =D you don’t know me.. im a stalker hahaha i don’t think this is a good way to start a “hello comment” hehe owells bye =D

By: Susana

Susana — Sun, 06 Nov 2005 21:20:27 +0000

hope you feel better soon! so i can get those food reveiws =D

By: aurelia

aurelia — Sun, 06 Nov 2005 15:22:27 +0000

you could do a review of all the different flavours of medicines. provided you take the sissy kids liquid types. meh.

By: Guig

Guig — Sun, 06 Nov 2005 11:06:31 +0000

I anxiously await Food Review #26: Bile.