Boy Emaciated

Whilst I am still able to laugh at the previous post with our Australian friend getting beaten up by a Japanese binman, I’m really not a fan of undeniably deserved poetic justice when it involves me in any way. Had to happen sooner or later I suppose, but it looks like I have a stomach infection which has left me bed-ridden for the last couple of days. Well, I say bed-ridden but actually I’m flitting between bedroom and bathroom on quite a regular rotation, since keeping food down (or in) is proving extremely difficult.

No food reviews (or any ingestion of alcohol….*single tear rolls down cheek*) for a couple of days.

25 Responses to “Boy Emaciated”

  1. First post!!

    barophobia / November 6th, 2005
  2. Oh and get well soon… I guess. And stay away from natto as we all know it’s your favorite.

    barophobia / November 6th, 2005
  3. Ooh that sounds serious, i hope you’ve seen a doctor or are planning on seeing one in the near future. Well, for your sake and mine, get better soon!

    Olivia / November 6th, 2005
  4. i would recommend taking acidofolis pills or powder. helps control the stomach cramps. no shit it really works.

    aurelia / November 6th, 2005
  5. keep yourself hydrated man. and i have also heard that acidophilus helps a lot.

    spike / November 6th, 2005
  6. I anxiously await Food Review #26: Bile.

    Guig / November 6th, 2005
  7. you could do a review of all the different flavours of medicines. provided you take the sissy kids liquid types. meh.

    aurelia / November 7th, 2005
  8. hope you feel better soon! so i can get those food reveiws =D

    Susana / November 7th, 2005
  9. and by the way hi =D you don’t know me.. im a stalker hahaha i don’t think this is a good way to start a “hello comment” hehe owells bye =D

    Susana / November 7th, 2005
  10. Think of it as an extended holiday on a tropical island….net result is the same as having Bali belly on Bali.

    You get to have a choice of views between the ceiling, the tv and the toilet bowl.

    Girl E / November 7th, 2005
  11. BARF BARF BARF BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAGGG HAHAHAHAHA

    CLAUDE / November 7th, 2005
  12. So, is this nenkyu or sick leave? You know, those of us still in coddleville would like to know about the ‘real world’.

    nysushi / November 7th, 2005
  13. I am entitled to sick leave, but nevertheless I am in work at my desk. Me being an all-round pity-seeking martyr instinctively prevents me from taking sick leave.

    yongfook / November 7th, 2005
  14. Well, first of all that picture make me sick and last but not least, hope you feel better soon. I think this is a lesson for you to watch what you eat. You never know what is in the ‘junk’ food you’ve been eating for us, the readers.

    c'est moi / November 8th, 2005
  15. Do feel better soon. Look up a recipe for okayu rice gruel–I ate that for a week when I was sick in Tokyo because it was the only that would stay down. Then you can do a food review on it!

    Evelyn / November 8th, 2005
  16. wowowowow funny ahahah

    smashpOp / November 8th, 2005
  17. “Oh these cookies are delicious. Who made them?” “The nice gay couple did.” BLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHA

    Arc / November 8th, 2005
  18. Eat lots of juk! The best sick food, combining both liquid for hydration and the manna of all Asians–rice. (Tho I prefer squash juk myself, but that might be a little too much for your stomach at the mo.) I’m sure either co-workers or your mom will have recipes.

    Projectile vomiting on coworkers might not inspire that much pity.

    Jae / November 8th, 2005
  19. ok… correction YonkFook… You spend too much time looking through and commenting on Kissui’s Photos… not so much her blog… Mr. I have the same eyes.

    Azim / November 9th, 2005
  20. BITTY! I WANT BITTY!!!

    Fenix / November 10th, 2005
  21. Youngfook instead of wishing for you to get better soon, I’m wishing for you to get better now.

    Dark4angel / November 10th, 2005
  22. I hope you feel better too, I mean back to the whiney, poison-eating updater you used you be. I had just recovered from the same thing a few weeks ago. I just thought I got it from a snivelling toddler that rubbed phlegm/snot on my facial area. Sick.

    gracey / November 11th, 2005
  23. Good Lord! I leave for a while and you TOTALLY blogify your blog AND you contract food poisoning. Awfully sorry (about the illness). Had it and it’s the worst thing EVAR. Or.. maybe it’s Avian flu? They say that you die from multi-organ failure. Damn. Such a shame for you to be catching it 2 years before the projected pandemic.

    Petra / November 11th, 2005
  24. Oh. Yes. Gatorade or the Japanese sport drink equivalent.

    Petra / November 11th, 2005
  25. I refuse to let this person:

    “Youngfook instead of wishing for you to get better soon, I’m wishing for you to get better now.”

    … win, so I’m wishing you’d got better yesterday, or before you were even ill, before you were born. I’m wishing you were artificially created in a lab and given an adamantium endo-skeleton and bowels made of mimetic poly alloy and a food safety sensor built into your robotic left eye, so that you were completely impervious to all stomach infections and could stab people through the head with razor sharp claws that extend from beneath your skin, so that you could even kill a ninja who was all like, “yeah, whatever, I can take that guy… he’s not a ninja or anything! He’s just walking down the road, he’s not moving in the shadows and walking through walls like me! I bet he’s not even a master of every form of combat” And then just when he’s on you, you’re like “Ha! Adamantium claws bitch!” and you take him out - just as you’re about to celebrate by taking a bite of some mad Japanese ‘food’ and an alarm goes off in your bionic eye telling you not to bite into it, so you throw it over your shoulder and slink of all suave into the sunset, like Bruce Willis.

    Andy H / November 15th, 2005

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