Reader Feedback Feedback

It had to happen.

http://www.yongfook.com/movies/feedback2feedback.mov

If I offend anyone here, well, it’s probably intended.

70 Responses to “Reader Feedback Feedback”

  1. i just watched the last one.

    i hate being named for a snack food.

    i’d punch my mom in the face if she wasn’t 8,000 miles away.

    Curl / August 24th, 2005
  2. Wait, so you’re telling me that if I say something dumb enough now, it will be read in a video blog later??????

    Consider my pants SOILED!

    Curl / August 24th, 2005
  3. 15 minutes taking a shit?? Damn you’re fast. Must be the fast paced life in Japan. Me, I prefer having a nice novel, maybe my GBA and settle down for a good half hour, 45 minutes…

    CrazyC / August 24th, 2005
  4. It’s a Mastercard commercial, silly- not a popular email joke…

    paper clip savior / August 24th, 2005
  5. Oh, did you see that, did you see that? My name got mentioned by YF! You know what? I’m in love…

    Kuponuts / August 24th, 2005
  6. Wait - I changed my mind, I do want to make love to Jon.

    Amazing. I salute you.

    andyheather.blogspot.com / August 24th, 2005
  7. You know YF, I find that healthy doses of ALCOHOL usually gets the sex…it tends to blur the line between “normal” and “terrifyingly repugnant” until either you or the person/animal/inanimate object you are trying to have said sex with becomes something on the order of “a little less repugnant than 5 minutes before”

    If that doesn’t work, try sticking those incense in your ears on the subway. And fondling. That usually works.

    If none of those things work, roofies and/or a lengthy non-food review involving a protracted shit usually do the trick. Oh, you’ve tried that one! Well, shoot!

    BTW, a 45-minute poo can lead to hemmorhoids. Let me tell you. Woo.

    Amaranth / August 24th, 2005
  8. i thought of you & this blog when i first saw those curry chips at poplar. PLEASE REVIEW THEM!!!

    and more sexy video reviews, please.

    may / August 24th, 2005
  9. ah ok we never had that commercial in the UK I don’t think.

    yongfook / August 24th, 2005
  10. it’s a trap! and i fell into the trap.. of going back an entry and re-reading people’s comments. like, get a life right? it is entertaining to say the least though..

    i couldn’t resist the indian curry chips either!! hot men smiling for me like woah!!111

    yuki / August 24th, 2005
  11. The goddamn Mastercard commercial is everywhere. It’s amazing you missed it.

    Drunk / August 24th, 2005
  12. Seriously, I had never seen so much yongfook hate before…

    JohnKFB / August 24th, 2005
  13. How rude. But hey, it is YOUR site. You should see a movie with that Indian guy in it. Crazy colors and dancing. Somehow I have the soundtrack…

    americantalkingmonster / August 24th, 2005
  14. What’s rude? Me commenting - in a restrained and polite manner - on some of the weirder comments?

    I think people getting the wrong idea - I’m not trying to “get back” at people or anything, it’s all just a bit of fun.

    yongfook / August 24th, 2005
  15. Hey there. Just wondering, what kind of camera do you use for your clips?

    I’ve nothing much to comment on the content, its as typically “Yongfookish” as usual. ;) And..that’s a good thing.

    Josh / August 24th, 2005
  16. These webcam-style clips are taken with a webcam (an Apple iSight) and are edited very slap-dash in Quicktime Pro.

    The clips in the media section are mostly taken with some kind of DV Camera, the model of which I cannot see for the thick layer of dust covering the entire thing. That and it’s at home, and I’m at work. Anyway, it’s nothing special, a pretty old model. I edited the DV footage in iMovie.

    yongfook / August 24th, 2005
  17. I guess my sarcasm didn’t quite make it through. Don’t get me wrong, I like the videos. Give us more. How about reviewing something that isn’t supposed to be food? Some products of some sort. Anyway, can you cook? Or do you just munch on snacks all day?

    americantalkingmonster / August 24th, 2005
  18. the mastercard commecial (and its endless variations) is now showing in the UK, the latest one being about some honeymooning couple spending 24 hours in bed in some glamorous western european city.

    just thought you’d want to know what you’re missing out in your motherland. that, and a rainy summer, as usual.

    tessa / August 24th, 2005
  19. I can cook, in fact I like to cook, but I’m at the office most of the day now so I eat out every day.

    I don’t even have a cooker or any cooking utensils in my house.

    yongfook / August 24th, 2005
  20. this is one of the most unfunny videos you’ve done, quality over quantity… slow roasted ham over quickly fried spam….

    Luke / August 24th, 2005
  21. and where the hell is that frog puppet?

    Luke / August 24th, 2005
  22. did someone say frog puppet? yes, please!

    Petra / August 25th, 2005
  23. And, NO NO NO no roofies for you! That would land you in prison and that would just end badly for you. Oh, wait…you don’t live in America - the prisons…never mind. Carry on.

    Petra / August 25th, 2005
  24. nice, looking forward to the ‘indian couple’ snack review!

    stella / August 25th, 2005
  25. One cheap shot deserves another. Rock on.

    Girl Emancipated / August 25th, 2005
  26. And I meant, I had never seen so many people hating on yongfook before.

    JohnKFB / August 25th, 2005
  27. When I read the title “Reader Feedback Feedback” I thought for sure you would at least mention Roebucks.

    Harlow / August 25th, 2005
  28. Hooray, video!

    Sciby / August 25th, 2005
  29. very fun ^^. more videos would be nice… : P

    rainbowkooky / August 25th, 2005
  30. Okay can I say you get two points for saying my name correctly on what seems like the first try. Two points …but no sex. Oh and I hope those incense sticks you have are not vanilla scented cuz u might smell like a cake and the only people that find that sexy are middle age plumbers. Meh…but someone’s gotta start somewhere…I’ll be routin’ fer ya bud!

    divadancerlara / August 25th, 2005
  31. ARE THOSE EYEBROWS FOR REAL?

    They don’t curve, they just keep going staight

    LFenring / August 25th, 2005
  32. LFenring…okay I am seriously laughing out loud…sorry YF but I am…don’t worry you’re hot but its true them eyebrow…they don’t curve…they just don’t curve.

    divadancerlara / August 25th, 2005
  33. They’re Romulan eyebrows. YK could be a shoe-in for the next Star Trek series.

    Sciby / August 25th, 2005
  34. I don’t know Yong Fook, but I wouldn’t think my ambiguous comment was an arbitrary happy thought along the lines of sitting on the craper for 15 mins, or some sorta sandwich.

    I’m hurt.

    Linda Chia / August 25th, 2005
  35. curry chips! maybe he plucked his eyebrows. many japanese guys love doing that give them this \ / look

    felicia / August 25th, 2005
  36. Jesus, I take a short vacation, and this is what I miss? The posts of all posts? Had I been around I’d have said something like, “Yongfook embodies everything that a man should be. Kind, sensitive….jaded…um, seemingly confused…hmmm, this isn’t very good at all…oh, fuddle cakes”. Or something like that. Oh well.

    David (Mtl) / August 25th, 2005
  37. “They’re Romulan eyebrows. YK could be a shoe-in for the next Star Trek series.”

    Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a trekkie!

    … yongfook can [i]cook[/i]?

    ashan / August 25th, 2005
  38. 4 your entertainment- here want a laugh http://homepage.mac.com/gray_summer/Videos/iMovieTheater64.html

    divadancerlara / August 26th, 2005
  39. we should all be ashamed of ourselves and to express my heartfelt apology for taking the shit out of you (literally, 15 minutes? thats one hell of a rectal system you got there) we should ALL fly over to Japan and have numerous girl-guy, girl-guy-girl, girl-guy-girl-horse sex session with you to prove to everyone that the incense works, you are a sexy beast-man-electronic device, and that this website has legitimate ‘pulling’ power.

    all the best to you YF. May the force be with you. ( that’s a StarTek reference for all the clueless YF lovers)

    aurelia / August 26th, 2005
  40. Still no picture.

    Guig / August 26th, 2005
  41. Um… Ok, I’m going to believe that you were just being sarcastic and are not this glaringly misguided but for correction’s sake (and my sanity) “may the force be with you” IS NOT A STAR TREK REFERENCE BUT IS A STAR WARS REFERENCE - TWO VERY DIFFERENT GALAXIES, MY FRIENDS. If anything you would say “live long and prosper” or something.

    Liz / August 26th, 2005
  42. oh snap!

    Guig / August 26th, 2005
  43. oooohhh, snippy!

    what truck fell up your butt today, Liz?

    and by the way, i WAS being nice. I was apologising to YF for being crappy. i wasn’t sarcastic. jeezus, is no one friendly anymore? can’t we all be friends and have group hugs and shit? i mean, if we can’t do this, then what are we living for? sex and money? people, open up your eyes and smell the rose-scented aerosol spray.

    aurelia / August 26th, 2005
  44. A trekkie?? Where?! Kill it! KILL IT!!!!

    Oh and Guig, check out the site of the lovely Linda Chia (commented above) for your girlie pic needs.

    chikan / August 26th, 2005
  45. I did…s’alright s’alright.

    I’m am almost convinced that almost everything we do is for sex and money. And really the money is just to make it easier to get the sex. Am I wrong?

    Guig / August 26th, 2005
  46. Liz beat me to it.. Damn. And Chikan, if it was anyone else I would join you with a spiked cricket bat, but it’s Sciby, so we forgive him.

    Ami / August 26th, 2005
  47. can’t we all be nice and friendly to one another?

    tessa / August 26th, 2005
  48. Don’t worry about liz y’all. She was being nice. Trust me. She probably even tried very hard to resist commenting. Lizzzy, may don’t use the caps next time. Save that for war making time. Now is love making time.

    So…guys…like,what’s up?

    David (Mtl) / August 26th, 2005
  49. Yikes, there’s more than a few people with itchy giney’s around here!

    If you thought this little episode was provocative then you should have been around for the little intra-blog war Yongfook (unintentionally) instigated when he commented on someone’s comments last time.

    In other news, that’s a killer set of caterpillars you have there dude. You should try and link them up with the side of your head and grow a mono and then you’ll have a wicked eyebrow-headband!

    Brian (blue_molotov) / August 26th, 2005
  50. Some of youboys and girls need to learn some manners. Not only is it very rude and shallow to comment on someone’s personal appearance, but if you are insane enough not to enjoy one of the videos you should try to say something nice or not say anything at all.

    Smacked wrists and bums for those who weren’t as restrained as Jon was.

    andyheather.blogspot.com / August 26th, 2005
  51. surely that second food review you were thinking about doing is the product SQUARED and not number two? that makes a big difference, you know.

    bohemia / August 26th, 2005
  52. My word you are hot.

    ElBee / August 27th, 2005
  53. I must say, there’s a lot people starting fights in your comments section YF, And aside from that, I didn’t think any of what you said was offensive. Oo But anywho… please, please, PLEASE review the indian couple snack! The indian man, from what I got a glance of, and was too lazy to go back and press ‘pause’, looks faintly similar to Will Ferrel, in my opinion. But it would be fun to see if the taste has any connection to the happy couple pictured on the front. Is it beef flavoured? I don’t think it would be oo TELL US DETAILS!

    SYRINGE.exe / August 27th, 2005
  54. Ok, second and last eyebrow comment I ever make. I promise.

    Butttttttttttttttttttt,

    If they ever make a “Defender’s of the Earth” Movie, you have to play Ming the Merciless.

    Brian (blue_molotov) / August 27th, 2005
  55. Yeah, why has nobody made a film with Ming the Merciless in yet?

    andyheather.blogspot.com / August 27th, 2005
  56. Because you guys are obviously too young to remember.

    Boco / August 27th, 2005
  57. Well, Max Von Sydow (the 1980’s Ming) is due to die soon anyway so YF should be a shoe in for the part.

    Brian (blue_molotov) / August 27th, 2005
  58. ooooh! Light the incense; I’m coming over!

    squeaky / August 28th, 2005
  59. How does one go about changing their internet persona? I’m tired of using my name and want to switch to something else, like ICE MAN, or Zhuge Liang. But i still want everyone to know its ME, ya know? How does one do that? HOW?!?

    David (Mtl) / August 28th, 2005
  60. I was being ironical.

    andyheather.blogspot.com / August 28th, 2005
  61. Mr. Fookmaster, I think it would benefit your site and enhance my browsing experience if you have a little section with some summary ratings and images of your reviewed food.

    I know, more work to do. Do anyway, for me… er… the general viewing public.

    Eric / August 28th, 2005
  62. just to distract you all from this frivolity… what has happened to uncie guig? guuuuuiiiiiiiggggg where are you? fine vid mr yongfook…please keep them coming, so as i dont have to drag myself to the tsutaya to rent out about a boy or love actually - i can simply come to yongfook for my hugh grant fix

    sushi / August 28th, 2005
  63. Yongfook? Like Hugh Grant in which movie — About A Boy or Love Actually?

    Either way — close, but no cigar. :)

    ashan / August 28th, 2005
  64. If Hugh Grant and Ming the Merciless conceived a child, it’d totally be Yongfook;

    Hugh Grant’s eyebrows, and Ming’s sarchy english wit.

    O_o

    Brian (blue_molotov) / August 28th, 2005
  65. sushi, I’m over at my website, you know, the one that no one reads because they’re at yongfook.com clicking the refresh button over and over…and because I don’t update that often…because I’m at yongfook.com clicking the refresh button over and over.

    And you can all take a lesson from sushi who has very nice pictures of herself on her website. Afterall, it is not the art but the artist that we become infatuated with. Why else would comments on yongfook’s eyebrows outnumber comments on the food products he reviews?

    Guig / August 29th, 2005
  66. but uncle guig i can:t see you!! every time i try and get through to you i get this displeasing message …

    **In order to view your website, please remove this file “index.html” and replace it with your own index.html file.

    ?? Its quite distressing - i have been frantically scoping the cyber plains for you…alas

    I guess i shall find you again some day

    Sorry yongfook - back to you…..

    sushi / August 29th, 2005
  67. Yeah, I fixed that I think. vDeck thought it’d be funny if they uploaded a couple of their own files onto my website. One of them being that default index.html. I guess they could do that since my file is index.htm. Yay, Hate.

    Guigwell Guiggleton IV / August 29th, 2005
  68. it ain’t fixed man vdeck has taken over thejinx.org

    sushi / August 30th, 2005
  69. Oh, more video! More video!

    red_jessica / September 7th, 2005
  70. Maybe look at the camera more next time. Or at least tell us what’s so interesting down there to the left of the camera. Maybe that’s the root of the girl problem…no eye contact…they think you’re hiding something?

    Ishtar / December 10th, 2005

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