http://www.nissui.co.jp/product/new/ham.html

anyways,since we r on the topic of having REAL ™ wishes…might as well wish for a harem of FEMALE nymphotic bisexuals with a need to be naked all day, feed u grapes, all the glorious food under the sun and call u “emperor” whilst u spray ur man-liquids at them whilst laughing at their dependency on ur need to spray ur man-liquids at them to make a decent living.

for variety, u can spray some wasabi and vinegar mixture at them during intervals of changing porn channels on tv at their glazed over eyes from too much man-liquids spraying.

and yongfook can be the bitchy sexually-frustrated manatee on a leash WE throw salt water at after whooping his ass with chromed tumb tack-studded whip made of leopard leather if he doesnt update every weekend… also, throw in a leper who thinks hes a menstruating monkey with a timebomb attached to hump his right leg every so often to remind him of “his duties” to update more often.

I’ll take some lesbians in my bed, too. :)

Frickin’ funny, some of them.