Just to prove I am still alive
A food review is in the works. In the meantime, to show that I’m not dead or in hospital with some penile infection or being gang raped by angry roebucks or whatever the frick you people have been talking about in the 170+ comments in the last entry (Sweet Moses…I…I have no words) here are some pictures of my weekend. As you can see I took candid shots of girls, possibly whilst stroking my fully functioning penile area, and I also went to an aquarium and took pictures of fish, possibly whilst stroking my fully functioning penile area.
nice fish….do you by chance listen to any of the music over there? I’d love to hear (read) your opinion on, say, Ayumi Hamasaki.
Also gald to know your penis is still working. Thanks for sharing that vital information.
Some of the pictures are pretty damn good. Are you still using your old camera or a new one?? Did you photoshop any of the pictures? Like the topmost one (with people walking down the street), the effect of people at the front being vibrant versus the fuzzy background is top-notch.
These were all taken with a digital SLR. The fuzzy background is thanks to the wide aperture f1.8 lens I was using at the time. It’s a very fast lens so it also enabled me to get clear pictures of the fish in the dark, with no flash. None of the pictures have been through photoshop, they are all exactly how they came out of my camera.
Photography is like… neat.
I like your photos of Japan, I’m always so interested in what it looks like over there and you have some very nice pictures that fulfill that need! ^^;
I wonder if some of those poor girls know that their candid mug is being plastered across your website, lol
Love the shot of the night traffic. And the penguins — the penguins!
ps: what’s up with those two girls?
This proves nothing!
Flickr is blocked from where I work, so all I see is a series of white rectangles with nothing in them. Still, they’re very emotive white rectangles, so well done.
I wish I could see the ‘white rectangle’ edition of the site. It sounds very moving, very challenging. All I can see are some animals and stuff. Quite hot animals though.
hey nice work superb photos flew past you as i was riding through kabuki cho on my way home on friday night i was like ‘hey is that yongfook?’ ‘thats yongfook’ ’should i stop?’ ‘oops too late’ ‘watch out for the taxi’ ‘mmm that food looks good’ ‘is that a girl or a boy’ ‘woah how long did it take that chick to look like that?’ ‘yakuzza?’ ‘red light’
Kabukicho? Tokyo’s infamous red light district? What are you implying? Are you implying that I paid a hooker to spit in my mouth? Is that what you are implying? That she spat in my mouth? For money? And then she let me cum in her eye? Is that what you are saying? And then she cut her chest open and let me shit in the wound? Is that what you are alluding to? Because if you are, I’m insulted and shocked. But I’m not denying anything.
Yongfook… is that last photo at Meiji Jingu?
Meiji Jingu? Tokyo’s infamous-
yes it is.
Holy shit! Your back! Hurray!
How much does that shitting in the wound thing cost?
I mean, I think I know…I just want to see if YOU know…
That froggie looks like the azureus froggie.
Glad your plumbing is fine! You had the Kabukicho girls worried there for a second.
I would like to be a bastard and ask yongfookfanboy “what ABOUT his back?”
shit yongfook, first singapore, now tokyo… you’re getting spotted by fanboys(and girls) everywhere!
Very nice photos… although all the photos of fish strike me as a living menu, rather than a viewing aquarium.
ahem
Nice to see you’re alive and not in need of penile ‘assistance’ medication, Yongfook. Think you need to do something about the voices, though… before you wake up with a dead hooker in your freezer.
But then, a lot of strong relationships have started off like that…
Shit man. I luv you. Welcome back. Stop being depressed you fag. It’s nothing alcohol and sex with hot chicks can’t fix.
btw, pls take more pictures of pretty girls goddamnit. I’m a chick, but these girls are ARRRRRGH-GLEEE. I wish I was in Japan for a holiday just to dress up in that Gothic Lolita costume for a day, take lots pictures, and pretend it’s a normal thing. Some sick twisted fantasy, dont mind me.
That’s hot, Fuckstress. Marry me.
“I would like to be a bastard and ask yongfookfanboy “what ABOUT his back?â€? “
I would love to mount his back. You want to join me JohnKFB? Nothing beats fanboy lovin’ hmmmmmm…..
Mmmm… hot spine action.
oh no. not again…
Only if it was a roebuck’s back.
Let’s not get onto the roebuck’s again…
Let’s talk about… the utter lack of good breakfast snacks in the closest vending machine to me, and why I have to walk over to the nursing faculty building to get a decent snack bar that goes with my coffee.
Stupid vending machine.
Mmmm, hot vending machine on Sciby action.
guig, any progress on your license? and why the hell did they call the police anyway????
Are you posting comments about my website on yongfook.com? Is this why no one writes in my fucked up forum area and consequently why I think no one reads my website and thus cry myself to sleep on the asses of male hookers? Is it?!
Oh and to answer your question:
(1) I got my license yesterday on the first try. ‘Cause I’m awesome.
(2) They’re Japanese. They do Japanese things, like calling the cops to curb any chance that I might find happiness or rational thought in this country.
oh drat. Guig’s on to us now. Stupid JohnKFB.
Sciby - Shit. You sound like Paris Hilton. Are you Paris Hilton? I hate Paris Hilton. Put on make up while you’re driving and just crash already.
Guigwell: “Hot vending machine on Sciby action” would be me lying there, with a 300kg vending machine on top of me.
I’m not really sure I like that senario.
Fuckstress: I’m a guy. Paris Hilton is a braindead whore. There’s a subtle, but important difference there.
is there even the slightest possibility that u could go out or mayb even fall for a guy?
Sciby: “would be me lying there, with a 300kg vending machine on top of me.”
Dude thats hot. Does the vending machine dispense snacks made out of roebuck meat? hmmmmmm hot.
WHOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LITTLE BIT DRUNK EMAIL ME FOR COCK PICS.
come back to singapore!
Cockle, can’t you just post them? Emailing seems like a lot of work for drunken cock pics.
I think I love you.
Guig, actually I think it’s because yongfook makes it that much easier to comment by putting the comment box on his entry, rather than making a separate “forum” link. Whenever I see the daunting “forum” button I automatically assume yet another phpBB board I have to sign up and register for. However I did bow and leave you a comment.
And I appreciate it. I would like to have a comments feature on my posts but I’m too attached to my current layout and can’t figure a good way to include one without departing from the look of my website. Any suggestions? I tried to be friends with php but I found out it was just using me for my car.
Sciby - Great! Let’s have drunk wild sex!
“Fuckstress: I’m a guy. Paris Hilton is a braindead whore. There’s a subtle, but important difference there.”
Sciby still wants money.
you’re still alive! o.O
I meant to say: welcome back
lol
Did somebody say cock pics?
On a related note, email me for reasons not to drink Sprite.
yongfook: “WHOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LITTLE BIT DRUNK EMAIL ME FOR COCK PICS”
I emailed! but no cock pics you big tease.
did anyone get a peek at those promised pics? another empty show? what were you drinking? shat in any cute hostesses throats/ chests lately? do you like em cute or just a bit malnourished and slightly deformed? and what do you use to cut the chests open anyway? do you need a degree for that?
YFFanBoy: Salted roebuck snacks… might be a market for that.
Yongfook: I would ask for cock pics, but A: I don’t want them, and B: when you were drunk, I’m sure the photos would have been of your cock. I’m don’t want it, or photos of it, either.
Fuckstress: Does it have to be drunk? The lil’ major likes to sleep when Iv’e had too much to drink.
Fan: I always want money. Right now, I need it to replace/add bits to my car. Stupid money suck
Combine all three Sciby
Get a roebuck drunk (having wild sex with it is optional). Kill it or you could let the alcohol slowly poison the beast. Then market its meat as a new salty health snack. Wait for the money to role in. Buy new bits for car.
Damn I’m good…
ALRIGHT! MONDAY NIGHT…MORE THAN A LITTLE DRUNK EMAIL YONGFOOK FOR DRUNK COCK PICS.
Hmmmm… YFFanBoy… that’s just crazy enough to work.
A new turbo for the car, entirely funded by drunken roebuck snack treats.
Fantastic. Give yourself a raise.
Sciby: I share your pain. What exactly are you planning on straping a turbo to (and what turbo?)
To a ‘94 R33 Skyline… and at the moment, it’s either a GTRS, a 2540, a TD05/06 or getting the stocker rebuilt and highflowed.
$2k aud for any of them, just need to decide what’s best for what I have.
You were lying, weren’t you, Yongfook? When you told us that a food review is on the way? You might as well throw in a “life update” while your at it, just to keep us filled while you go on your next hiatus.
i have a sneaking suspicion that sciby is trying to take over yongfook.com.. or at least his fanbase.
I know what we should do. We should have a yongfook picture page. That way we’ll know who’s worth talking to on the forum.
Seems to work in real life.
Sorry. I have a deadline coming up for the project I’m working on AND I’ve been busy working on possible Fran replacements. And by “working on” I mean sending emails that say things like “hey my friend gave me your email. do you like me? I like you. hey do you like cock pics?”.
What does the last photo mean - post-it notes?
Sciby: aud? Are you in Australia? Interesting… I’ve been conditioned to say I like R32’s, but I’m more of a Supra girl.
Jon: I have faith you’re not, but I wish you luck in your actual endeavors.
Ami: Yup, in Central Queensland… wanted to buy a Supra originally, but money - or lack thereof - stopped that. I no longer care what my car looks like, I can’t see it from the inside. I only care what happens when I make it do stuff.
Tessa: Definitely not. I’ll just rabbit on with shit, until YF is able to post new content. Think of me as a crappy support band, or the random drunk guy who dances in front of everyone, with his pants off.
Kinda like this guy: http://andrediamant.free.fr/videos/duracell@grandgignol21062004.mov
Yongfook: Dude, the secret to the ladies is to not ask if they want the pics, but to just give. Women, I’m told, like a confident man.
Wow, freakout with the formatting on that last post. Silly long url.
http://andrediamant.free.fr/duracell.htm
Go there for more vids of the actual drummer, he’s pretty damn amazing/insane.
Central Queensland….. oh dear. They breed them ‘different’ out there, that’s for sure.
Where the fuck were ALL the hot guys when I was all dolled up, drunk and horny on Saturday night? Geezus.
chikan: Well, yes, out west they do, but I’m 30km from the coast. I don’t know how to ride a horse, I don’t know how to ‘wrangle’ a cow.
Fuckstress: I was at a bar, sorry.
Truly funny, entertaining, extremely handsome, interesting, intelligent, talented, motivated, sweet, knowledgeable, creative, sensitive. And horny. Yongfook, you’re a dream. Why then, tell me why women aren’t clinging to the hems of your pants? I don’t get it. You shouldn’t even have to try. If you were within ten feet of me, I don’t think I could hear myself think.
Man, that’s sweet. The only problem is, you are judging this based on a website devoted to himself and his interests written by him. Though it’s a harsh ugly ugly truth that none of us want to admit reality SOMETIMES diverges from the internet. I have a website and you know what I do? I photoshop the porn mustache off of my face on every single photograph. You know why? Because I can.
That being said, I was once within ten feet of yongfook and it was an experience you can not even FATHOM.
Your pictures are great :)
He replied to me! He replied to me! oh…dear god.
Fuckstress: I was at home. In canada. Call me up next time.
“That being said, I was once within ten feet of yongfook and it was an experience you can not even FATHOM.”
Fathom — good? bad? surreal?
I wonder how yongfook photoshops his pictures. Perhaps he’s really bald (!).
…. or just an ugly short midget with excellent photoshop skills.
Hey now. Midgets are people too. Weird, small people with a secret human bloodlust who also eat smegma (a friend told me), but people nonetheless.
Your in-depth knowledge of midgets, people or not, worries me.
The Word of the Day is from Fuckstress and is “confuckulating”. Microsoft has no spelling suggestions for it. I like that.
Smegma, you say? Well with a taste for smegma and a height of about 3 feet, it seems odd that midgets do not carry on symbiotic relationships with uncircumcised men around the world. Like those plankton eating sucker fish on whales.
mmm, sucker midgets.
Nice photos, what camera and lens do you use? Nice bokeh…
Ami - you OWE me royalty man. THat’s MINE goddamnit!
ahmad > the outdoor shots were mostly taken with a Canon 28-105 f3.5-4.5. The indoor ones with a 50mm prime f1.8
Oh. My. God. Sucker midgets. But you know he’s right.
Fuckstress: what can we call you for short? And you’re right too. Will you take a cheque?
David - I’m on like the OTHER side of the planet. Dude. Phone sex?
Sciby - Bar? Are you like 45yo, fat and balding? Or just a smegma sucking midget like yongfook could be?
Ami - FS is good. Hello! Cold hard cash is better.
….As you can see, I spend like 30% of my time at work checking out the comments on yong fook’s website. I hate my job. I’m just waiting to be fired. Help me in (or with? my english sucks!) my cause.
I’m starting to become addicted too. Jon, perhaps it’s time for a forum?
I’ll put in a forum once I can be assured that there are more than like, 5 of you. And Guiggster your invisible handlebar-mustachioed pal “Randy” doesn’t count as a separate entity.
Well, there’s only one of me. And good thing too. Do the forum. You know you want to. You hot chunk of hulking man.. er… something… or other. Whatever.
Fuckstress: Nope, I am 30yo, bald (but from a razor) and not actually fat, but anyway, close enough. I prefer bars over clubs. Less noise, more drinking, less pretentious wankers.
Anyway, onto dickcheese sucking midgets, considering the height differential and the resulting head-wang distance issue, I think it’s an addiction grown from forced proximity.
Sorry, I’m currently re-writing my resume. I’m in full “big words” mode.
there ARE more than 5 of us.
me ami guig sciby fuckstress … and the other 995 lurkers on this blog who either don’t read this as regularly as we do, or just can’t be arsed to leave a comment.
Well, then fuck you!
i just don’t leave comments regularly, like forum AND a chatroom would totally rock.
Well I have plans to revamp printclub into something “bigger” and attach a forum to that, so people could draw pictures of penises whilst talking about like, totally awesome stuff. You could also do competitions, I think that would be pretty cool.
And and and and then I could get a girlfriend and like, totally have sex with her.
Hey!!! I’m here too… make that all 6 of us! I’m not a lurker! I’m just not interested in talking about roebucks… or drunken cock pics! Although I did notice some naked pics of Yongfook in his flickr gallery! (did anyone else just hear that?? It sounded like a bunch of fan girls clicking hurriedly and madly on the “media” section!?!?)
The forum is kind of a good idea, because it means maybe people cough cough are less likely to insert comments with long single line URLs that subsequently destroy the layout of your pages (right now your sidebar nav is down here at the bottom, the web equivalent of a child caught with its pants around its ankles…)
Seriously though, now you’re actually making me jealous… clever, funny, and a ripped muscular body (and a good enough programmer that you can write your printclub??? grrrrrrr…..!!) If I was you, Yongfook I’d be getting laid soooooo much (nothing gets the ladies wet like 1337 programming skillz) ;)
yongfook.com — no longer a personal japanese food blog!
How’s the girlfriend search going? I suggest yongfook nominate himself for some “bachelor/bachelorette”-esque dating reality show. More interesting than sending scary stalker emails. :D
I suggest the overt approach.
It requires a bit of cynicism, which i think you now have in spades, thanks to the whore-snack, Fran.
Anyway,
Use that gaijin power… I can’t promise that it’d work for you - or in fact, anyone - but hell, its worth a try.
Knocks those ghey speed-dating services on their arse.
And now back to selection criteria. Oh, how do I write “I’m so totally great. Give me the job, you bastards.” politely?
“I’m so totally great. Please give me the job, you bastardsâ€??
that won’t work. Try,
“Sure, you could turn me down for this job, but I’ll only break into your house and rape your children if you do, so you’d probably better give me the job. Hehe! Is he joking?”
The “Is he joking?” is essential. But I would wait to use that one in the interview, followed by a kind of manic ‘yes’ then ‘no’ back and forth head nodding thing, while smiling. Then stand up, clap your soon-to-be-boss on the shoulder, and shoot a “can I take this?” kind of look as you slide the framed picture of his family into your suit jacket’s inside pocket. Works a charm.
are gaijins suppose to have some sort of power or what. i have this impression that gaijins or expatraits in general think they are great or something and that all asian girls go crazy over them .
i think its the power of looks more than race. if you are a gaijin and look ugly it probably won’t work.
felicia: Nothing to do with asian girls. It’s all to do with attitude.
And language barriers.
YF: Well… I couldn’t word it in a nice way, so I’ll wait until the interview and I’ll just kinda lean over the guy and make one eye twitch.
Or wear a tshirt that says “I hear voices. They don’t like you.”
Well, most of the resume done, one more selection criteria to fill out. Some dross about how good I am at analysing and implimention changes to documentation.
Bleah.
No. No. It still works. Just ugly gaijins get the ugly asian girls. But you’re right, it is the power of looks. I am a gaijin, but I don’t get second glances from any of the regular gaijin crazy asian girls. The reason? The world’s gone mad! No, I think the real reason is that I look 100% Japanese to most people here, meaning a) Oedipal complex b) small penis…only one of which is true. Then some 4′0″ smegma midget will walk by and swipe all the hot girls because he’s fucking got blonde hair. Well whoopdie dooo, guess being half white gets you shit around here.
Or maybe I’m just ugly.
Wow this is all very interesting conversation.
To all: I’ve been lurking for a while, I’m man enough to admit it.
Fuckstress: what’s wrong with your english? Does it sounds ridiculous when you speak it or something? Where’s this “other side of the planet” place? Maybe I’ll visit there someday. When you’re a little less insane…who am i kidding, we’re all crazy for reading this site as much as we do…
I had more to say, but I’m to lazy to go back and re-read the last 25 or so comments…
Otearai wa doko desu ka?
Scib, mate. Just add a couple “LOL’s” and you got yourself a blog.
Apparently, Yongfook you haven’t learned your lesson from your last relationship.
Sounds like you’re looking for more of a virtual girlfriend rather than the real thing.
Just so you know, I don’t really exist. ;)
goob
Wait, where are the opium dens? I thought there weren’t any drugs here.
Trust me… fatsacks. Nothing more.
the thing is, if your an fugly gaijin, your still going to be a fugly gaijin if your in japan. you’ve just got more chance of finding someone due to the population density.
Sciby: Skyline, check. Shaved head, check. Job hunting. Huh? You sound typical Army. Good luck though.
I wonder what “competitions” Jon has in mind. The teacher in him must be planning like mad. Let the speculation begin!
Sciby:I’m 25. I prefer clubs. I don’t want no small talk or stupid conversation. Give me the music. Fill me up with alcohol. Let me dance like I’m having sex on the dance floor.
David: Some of my English is wrong, sometimesl. Ridiculous? No. Just different. I’m Chinese Malaysian. and I’m REALLY cute.
Fuck this dudes. commenting here is NUTS. Goddamn you yongfook you’re having too much fun.
Please say some of you party animals do this MSN thing. I am so bored at work. Please please please please email me.
Fuckstress: So are you in China, or Malaysia? Or, do you like chill on the border or something. Where’d you learn to speak english? Or is that taught in school or something…i know about schooling in the Orient. Msn would be cool but i think you go to work when i go to sleep. So, you know. yeah.
Yongfook (i can’t call you Jon…i just…can’t): So like, whats up?
I think FS means “chinese person who is a malaysian citizen”. Just a wild guess. And China and Malaysia don’t share a border… at least, not that I know of.
Just so you know, malaysians live in trees. Trees with broadband connections. And English is taught in schools, which are tiny banana-leaf-roofed shacks so far from homes that small children have to walk miles and miles, cross crocodile-infested rivers and armies of mosquitoes just to get there.
Third world country and all that, you see. Quite sad.
oh, and malaysia isn’t part of the orient.
Nice set of photos here. Very nice.
Hahah thanks…i meant to say, i know nothing about school in the orient…but you’ve informed me quite well.
Broadband connections in trees you say…interesting indeed.
Also, the border thing was a joke…
I swear I’ve seen that pink, plastic-covered girl on the street. Either that or she’s just one of the millions of pink-plastic covered girls that I see daily.
Having skimmed above comments, I’m guessing that the average, timid girl would be mortified by your sarcasm… considering it doesn’t exist here. Same goes for the average guy here and my regular Korean girl beat-downs.
Yo Yongfook. How little work do you have to do to get so many damn comments? Yeesh.
Wow. The pics are actually very, very good. Almost like a pro, save for those two weird chicks. What’s up with that? o_O
DDDD: You should compose more songs. I like listening to your compositions.
this is the nitpicky side of me coming out now, but malaysia could be considered as part of the orient. depending on how you perceive the orient, either as how europeans did in the past (i.e. middle east, so nope) or how people in the UK do now (i.e. the Far East = Orient = Asia, so yes).
it still bugs me that everyone here in the UK refers to people from the Indian subcontinent as Asians… we’re Asians, goddamit! That’s why our part of the world is called South/North/Southeast Asia!
Yeah, i meant orient as in Far East. Next time i’ll just say Malaysia.
As I twiddle my thumbs waiting for the next post hint hint I thought I’d say a few words to you and your funny commenters. And the words are:
Umm.. Hi from the land of corn, pigs, soy, and white people.
I’ve read through all of your blogs and have spent many hours giggling away at my computer screen. You’ve manage to include three of my favorite things in one blog. Japan, food, and cocks. Very nice!
Well, hard drive died, haven’t checked back on here - of course, everyone going nuts, and this crappy laptop I found in a storeroom at work doesn’t like me typing.
Er… forgotten who I was going to reply to.
thinks
Ami: I’m not army. I’m an IT, private citizen.
Guig: I tend to vent when I’m stressed, ie: all the time… I do have a venting blog page, but I don’t think I’ll share that.
Fuckstress: Where I live, there are no good music clubs. It’s all Top 40 crap, or a bad remix. Can’t get decent electronica anywhere in aus apart from the capital cities.
I forget what else I was going to say…. so… yeah. Dead hard drives suck monkeyballs and this laptop sucks, but it keeps me suckling at the teat of the intarweb.
Oh, yeah. Fuckstress, yes, some of us do the MSN thing… sciby at hotmail.com - if anyone else adds me to their list, at least tell me who you are, so I’m not totally confused and end up blocking you.
Some random spanish guy started spouting something about soap the other day, so I screamed “NO ME GUSTA!” a few times and blocked him.
Then I cried.
Ah, saturday night on the couch, watching REM on Rage. So much fun.
YF: Are you working like 24/7 or something?
Everyone else: Carry on, people.
Funny you should say that. This weekend I was in the office on Saturday and am also here right now, on Sunday. And I plan to stay here overnight.
Wheee!
I might find some time at about 3am or so, in between breaking code and pulling my pubic hair out, to finish off the current food review.
Is pubic hair removal a design process now?
Why…why do people work so much? Is that like standard in Japan? I’ve always wanted to go, but all this working is scaring me off man…
You almost sound like you enjoy this life…I can’t let myself code for that long.
tessa: Why shouldn’t they be called asians? India is part of Asia (South Asia, to be exact).
1:45am
I’ve now been here for about 15 hours. I’m starting to talk to myself loudly.
dude…you’re hardcore.
ashan: i don’t mean to say that indians can’t be called asians too, you’re correct, india is part of south asia. it just gets my goat when british people (and the media) use the term ‘asians’ to mean solely people from the indian subcontinent, and call the rest of us ‘people from the Far East’ or ‘Orientals’. i find those terms backward, and slightly racist even (brings to mind sterotypical images of the Far East: smoking dens, opium smugglers, suzy wong-types draped around poles…)
Ahh, if only it was true. I came to Japan looking for opium dens; you know what I found? Japanese people. Fuck.ing. Rip. Off.
Fuck you white people who think we Asian are all the same and stereotype us like fucks. How’d you like it if we categorise the whole lot of you as racist beer drinking grass chewing sister fucking red necks.
Sorry about the hate. I’m really sweet by nature. Mondays really FUCKS me up.
Wait a second…there are white people on this site?! Not in the last five comments at least.
Oh goddamnit. My bad. I’m adding “.. and other similar stereotypes” after the second sentence. I should stop coming here like a fucking drug addicted whore looking for a quick fix.
fs: I imagine all that angsting and hating and being angry must be tiring. Oh, and by “you”, who do you mean?
yf: How do you do it? Coffee? Copious amounts of sugar? Illegal substances? Do tell — finals in a week and plenty of the topics I haven’t half glanced through.
Fuckstress, that’s hot.
I think there are stereotypes for everybody but they all come from ignorant people who can’t even find other countries on a map. I am white but my husband is Japanese. He can laugh off most stereotypes but I have to say he gets pissed off if someone thinks he’s something other than Japanese.
Haha that’s hilarious. Good words talking monster.
Yongfook, I…I love you so much.
I love it. Anymore, you can’t use terms like “asian” to identify someone with because they’ll be up in a roar over their national identity, yet everyone the world over calls me “white”. Hypocritical bigots! I’m Irish-American from now on. Call me anything else and I’ll scream discrimination.
Which brings up another equally unimportant topic: Why do Japanese assume I speak English when they see me? What if I was French? German? Hell, even South African? (although they claim to speak English, empirical evidence shows otherwise)
I bet Fucktress is a super hottie.
or a hot man
or a hot roebuck…ok come on, it was just asking for it
That Roebuck thing will never die (I hope). Happy Birthday FuckStress!!
Actually, there ARE pictures of me plastered everywhere on the internet -so you can actually see for yourself whether I’m a hot chic/guy/midget. But if I tell you where to find them, I might have to smother you.
Thanks Ami!
For your sake, i hope both pictures and said smothering involve large mams.
Mmm… hot smothering action.
Happy b’day Fuckstress, may you catch a social disease in the fun-est way possible.
Remember when this website was about some half Chinese kid?
hmm. who and when would that be?
fs: happy bornday - shen ri kuai le - selamat harijadi - tanjoubi omedetou - etc etc ! any plans for the day?
Awww shucks thanks everybody. I’m getting birthday greetings on SOMEONE ELSE’S BLOG!! HOLY FUCK! THIS IS AWESOME TO THE POINT OF RIDIfuckingCULOUS! Cotton candy for EVERYBODY!
I had plans. I passed out on Friday night totally unaware of the fact that I wasn’t, in fact, passed out.
What aquarium was that?
Just stumbled upon your blog from Q-Taro blog. Interesting read and also nice pics you have. What camera and settings are you using? they seem so bloody clear and focused.
Yongfook is god
Wow.. you sure go through a lot of effort trying to prove your existance. And of course.. the existance of your ahem (if i may quote you) “fully functional penile area”. =P
I dont know why, but the name Yongfook makes me think of a bad pronunciation of YoungFuck..
No Bad feelings, Bro..
Your pictures are very clear and professional looking. I love your sketchplanet site, by the way…it’s a sort of relaxation for me to go and sketch out my feelings. I have an updated site of my REAL pictures and such, plus of my girlfriend(note: not porn).
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Great discussion. Kudos to ya.
How can I get an RSS feed on this blog? I am new to this and really like the content being discussed here.
Awesome! Thanks.
I couldnt agree more!