SOMEONE LET ME SLEEP. SWEET BLACK SLEEP.
Yes, I am aware I am making a very bizarre face.
Anyway. It was a dangerous jolt for my system, the jump from being an isolated village boy locked away in Kumamoto’s nowhere, hardly ever leaving the silent kingdom of pornography and chain-masturbation that I called my house to venture into the outside world, TO BEING a pretentious madcap socialite who has to walk through Shibuya every day and is enjoying all the milk that the lactating whore of goodness THAT IS TOKYO can squeeze from her heaving, plentiful glands.
On a boat cruise round Tokyo bay:
At an izakaya in Shibuya - I’m on the right having a chat with the guy who runs http://www.octopusdropkick.net/:
In other news, the new job is great so far, not only because of the fact that my boss might read this (cue: “YONGFOOK EATS BABIES. YONGFOOK EATS BABIES’ BABIES!!!11″-esque comments in the comments section below) but because it is also, well, great so far. Of course I can’t go into much detail about what I’m doing, but in basic terms I am involved with an array of cool and clever things and am tinkering around with some interesting new technologies, AJAX, for example.
Coming up next, The Tokyo FAQ, or “What I Have Learnt So Far”, after which I’ll be resuming food reviews.
Glad to see you’re having a good time in Tokyo, Jon. You aren’t THAT pretentious yet though. Come to NYC if you want a dose of that.
Is that guy in the first pic really that small??!! or are you just a big guy?
You are looking great in that suit and clothes!~ Envy Those will cost a bomb in Singapore… -Sadness-
you need to eat more! Your sooo thin
For the benefit of Yongfook’s boss: Congratulations on the new job, it sounds groovy. I’m almost tempted to try Tokyo when I get there in Feb, but I think I’m gonna be slightly more interested in Kyoto. Carry on all the good charity work and emergency, spontaneous, life-saving baby deliveries.
For the benefit of Yongfook: That latex dolphin bumhole you ordered is now in. It’s seen some light use, but I’m sure you won’t let that hold you back. And apparently you should eat more babies.
I am Tokyo-challenged, so I’m charging you with a mission to do all the things in Tokyo I’ve not gotten to do (yet). Pretty much the list begins and ends with getting liquored up and having lots of vigorous sex in a capsule hotel with or without a second person involved. Good luck!
AJAX? You buzzword whore.
come on, at least I didn’t say “folksonomy”.
Something’s on your upper lip.
I thought I’d try not shaving for a week and see where it got me. And all it got me was one half-arsed sarcastic comment on my blog. ONE.
do you really eat babies?!?! i’ve been dying to encounter a baby eater - will you autograph my underwear?
Dude, lydia’s not hot, don’t fall for it. All I’m saying is that you look like a pornstar. Which…you know…is alright.
you look so fuckin sleazy with that pathetic mustache.
That was the MAIN goal, not some kind of negative attribute.
It’s a very nice jacket though… even though you do look very ’80’s porn star with the pink shirt and mo’.
Oh, hi, I’m Sciby, long time reader, first time commenter. nonchalant wave
You know, as much as you always say that people keep thinking you’re gay, I never understood it. However, considering your expression in the second photo, paired with the pink shirt, NOW I understand. :P
Dude bro. Don’t let the bastards get you down. Your mustache beats out my sparse and horrible blonde stache. Which changes me from a rugged, gorgeous Irish-American dreamboat to a 14 year old hispanic high school kid. Of course It takes me 3 weeks to get to that point. I’ve gotta get my hands on some bigger testicles.
Okay, last picture. Second from right. She’s a demon in the sack, yeah?
she looks like dobby from the harry potter movie. the elf.
Think superimposed felines…..just dropping in. Toodles!
God, it looks intolerable. tokyo, i mean.
I think I know the girl at the far right in the last pic. Find out if she graduated from ICU, please. Oh, and you’re smokin’. Don’t listen to the snarky jealous naysayers, and save a coffee date for me when i get to Tokyo.
I think I know the girl at the far right in the last pic. Find out if she graduated from ICU, please. Oh, and you’re smokin’. Don’t listen to the snarky jealous naysayers, and save a coffee date for me when i get to Tokyo.
in the first two pics, it just kinda seems as if you siddled up to a bunch of people and posed with them…
guig, are you the guy with the beanie cap?
Guig is in Fukuoka. These pictures are from Tokyo and that dude is a half German/Japanese guy.
ahhh ok. are the people in that pic JETs/ex-JETs, or colleagues, or random people u know in tokyo?
Who are ALL these people you’re chilling with? Co-workers?
they aren’t JETs they are just friends and friends of friends.
i love your eyebrows! XD
I thought the only friends you had were the tissues that lived in your silent kingdom of pornography.
Come to mention it, I notice that in that second picture, all the people seem to get progressively smaller the further away they are from the camera. Was the seating specifically arranged that way, or is it just a happy coincidence?
I must say I’m a little surprised and infuriated that absolutely no mention is here that the strange and disturbing events of last Tuesday, or Wednesday, I forget, ever took place. I mean, super wet hard and a kebab that tastes of food, what went wrong man?! You used to be about the people!
Errata.
Third picture. I always confuse the numbers 2 and 3. And if I hear the number 8, I start singing Jerusalem until everybody else jumps into a fish-tank. Aside from that I’m perfectly all right you understand…
Oh, I see tessa, ALL us halfies look the same to you, right? For shame.
U look OLDER now~
who’d a thunk it, eh. What with me, you know, getting older. And all.
Damn that time and space thing… just causes more candles on b’day cakes.
Spot the tokyo hipsters looking o so hip yo! ……hmmmmm yesh
Any man who can pull off a pink shirt gets a thumbs up!
Yongfook:
If i could be ANYONE for a DAY, I’D BE YONGFOOK (YOU). You are wayyyyyyy cool.
OMG!!! I’m on yongfook!!!!111ONEONEONE!! KYAA!! KYAA!!
…the new design looks smoother than billy dee williams. nice stuff!
hmmmm…… you are a very interesting guy. You must keep girls wondering. …
Wondering what? Sometimes girls wonder when I will leave, but that’s about it.
guig: sorry! im not so good with half-breed face recognition ;)
Oh. In that case…I look just like yongfook.
my my what pretty ears you have!!
if i were u i’d consider cutting one off and selling it on ebay, u’d make at least $5
if was a rich girl, nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, oh i’d have all the money in the world, if i was a wealthy giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllll
if you ever get back to the food reviews (party diaries not withstanding) could you please try the umeboshi crisps out right now. i don’t want to have to.
nah, i say stick to the party diaries. think about all those 15-year-old yongfook fangirls poring thru this site! we don’t want a riot on our hands when they don’t get their weekly fix of yongfook ogling-material…
Still have the ’stache, yongfook? It does make you look, um, older. If that was what you were going for. (cough)
And yeah, I’m just some random crazy chick. Feel free to ignore.
Hihi, I use to draw this (-> http://www.yongfook.com/printclub/display.php?id=2910) in my notebooks when I was a kid ^^ (okok, I even did that in university ^^’)
:p
That chick second from the right really scares me… as do the eyes of the german-japanese guy.
Scary.
Or it could just be weird jpg compression.
and i thought that chic was only givin me that eye twitching scary look
PHEW
geisha outing?! me want to go visit teacher bizarre face.
yongfook needs to grow a dodgy euro tache
Will you effing update your page, take some nice pics of tokyo etc
Is that a pink shirt I see? hmm.. sweet…
YF, do u like girls or guys? or both. just wondering.
Omg i’ve been wanting to say this but bmy dear sexy jon…..u have lost soooo much weight. You looked so much hotter when u had a bit more meat on you
my face is just naturally quite waif-like nowadays. I still have meat elsewhere.
I dun understand why I cannot get your RSS feed to work. I am angry. I am enraged.
Jon, I have handed you the Musical Baton.
http://www.kanai.net/weblog/archive/2005/06/20/10h34m53s
is yong fook french?
It takes a real man to wear a pink shirt. I’m not quite at the full-blown pink shirt stage, yet. I’ve just got a white shirt with black and pink stripes. I’m not yet a real man.
By the way, who is your web host? Mine seems to have gone to shit.
Metrosexual- An urban male with a heterosexual orientation who rejects many macho attributes often linked to masculinity. He adopts many traits often associated with heterosexual females and gay males — eg expensive hair care, stylish clothes.
can we have a night together?
it depends how much of a gay dude you aren’t.
hahaha does that mean you will sleep with him if he’s one of those masculine gay guys?
I get this feeling that it means that he’ll sleep with my key if he’s not a dude.
too confusing…do u mean ‘my key’ or my key as in my housekey etc.
Are you calling my housekey gay?
girl wondering when u will leave? from Japan? I would love to go there someday
my key, i am pretty much a dude without too much of a gayvatiy. how fooky?
i am pretty much a dude without too much of a gayvatiy. how fooky?
stay away from jon faggot! nah jk…i’m sure jon would love some butt action if offered by the right key
How old r u?
How old r u?
I’m 25 I’m 25.
ure aging…..ure aging fasttt
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrfgh! jon! i just saw my friend timo meyer on your picture at the izakaya above!!! god! the half-japanese world is just tiny, isn’t it!
Dear,watashi wa nihon no izakaya ga daitsuki desu.nagai aida nihon ni tajaishite izakaya no koyo o natsukashi des. ganjai indo no kolkata ni modotte kite itsumo itsumo kolkata machi de izakaya tsukuru ka na to omotteimasu.
tonikaku,kolkata machi de nihon no kaisha ga irassattara issani izagaya tsukuritai to omotteimasu. regards B.K.Das.kolkata,India
Hi yong fook, I love ur entertaining site. I have a little game to play and it is called: Spot Da Bot: it’s a wacky, off-the-wall and ridiculous online photo gallery. The site features pictures of hidden bums and the challenge is to find the bum in the shot, kind of like Where’s Waldo! The audience then rates the shots and the highest rating photos are featured in the “Ass Hall of Fame”.
www.spotdabot.com
i googled for something completely different, but found your page… and have to say thanks. i like your site.
nice photo !!! i would want to be there !!!
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