Playstation 3 Pics
So which one will you be getting? Xbox360 or PS3? My money is on the PS3, despite it’s bizarre, lesbian sex toy controller and apparent lack of UMD port, because in the end, I want to rub my face all over the console that will allow me to play games like Metal Gear Solid 4, Final Fantasy whateverthefrickbillion and Katamari Damacy 3.
And yes I will eventually have a food review for you. Just haven’t had time to write one recently because I’m moving house soon and I’ve been spending my time huddled in a corner playing Wipeout Pure whilst occasionally glancing up at the big empty box marked “STUFF FOR TOKYO” and the piles and piles of my clothes, video games and pornography strewn all over the floor.
Update: holy crap. The new Nintendo. I want one of these too.
i say hire some people to do it for ya. in the meantime, continue playing your video games till your eyes bleed and your ass cracks from being sat on for so long…
The console looks like an AC unit and the controller looks like a boomerang. Great. Cheers Sony. Now I’m going to have to get a cabinet for my living room.
i thought the controller was for a lesbian couple as well. come home and talk to me already im bored.
yeah but the xbox will be out at xmas so you’ll get that then sell it later to buy the ps3.
Well, since you didn’t mention the Revolution, I’m going to have to bombard your message board with pro-Nintendo spam until your server breaks. Are you happy now?
NINTENDO4LIFE!!!
OMG MORE NINTENDO!!!
GO BOOBS!! … I MEAN “GO NINTENDO!!!!”
etc.
oh I love Nintendo too, don’t get me wrong. I mean really, any gamer worth his salt is going to be buying all 3 of the next gen anyway, anyone who blindly supports only one facet of the next-gen battle will be losing out on some awesome games. I only say the PS3 has my money as so far, it’s the one with the most game franchises that I like, AND Nintendo haven’t revealed much about the Revolution yet. Although I just read on http://www.joystiq.com that it could end up having a unique split-controller design (i.e. one module in your left hand, one module in your right) which could make for some totally fucking original and excellent gameplay experiences. Looking forward to the next 6-12 hours where Nintendo will probably reveal the Revolution at E3 officially.
Next gen? NEXT GEN?! Don’t talk to me about fucking next gen. Look at the shit I have to deal with now. I mean, LOOK AT IT!
Christ on a stick! You need a friggin’ NASA team to get your walk animation these days - who the fuck has the time or money for that? Woe I say. WOE.
You bitches better start coughing up more money next gen or I’m out of a job. Not that that worries any of you I’m sure, you heartless bastards.
jerktastic
Uh. That was a lot of profanities. I think I got carried away there…
goes back to crying into a pillow
www.gametrailers.com
Ohkay, now I don’t give a toss what pay I get. LOOKIT THOSE PS3 TRAILERS! ZOMG! palpitates
PS. Gametrailers.com is getting hammered :/
Ooooooo that looks butt ugly, Those techincal demos look nice but i aint beleiving the hype untill I actually see it boot up a game.
I’LL TAKE PS3!!! or… nintendo?? for some reason i don’t like Xbox…
so fun hor, ah fook?
does the degree you obtained in the UK matter to your new employers in Japan? i.e the degree class?
Soooo bored, dude. This Japanese friend of mine was singing “A Whole New World” tonight. Entertain me with monkey like robot antics…five.
PS3, XBOX 360…rock!
Assimilate or die. We allready know that Microsofts countermeasures against the PS3 will go exactly as planned. The bill gates microclones riding on nanotech robohorses with picolasers for creating defects in the PS3 RAM are trained and poised to jump out of xbox360s around the world on the release date of Halo 3 (which will of course contain the schematics of the PS3 and how to destroy it). Big brother isn’t just watching, he’s playing with himself too.
Nintendo are really pushing the boundaries on innovation and inclusiveness, so I will be supporting them for spending money and taking risks rather than sticking to the middle of the road - I think they deserve support.
Aside from all my ‘right-on’-ness though, I’d have to say Sony have done all they had to inorder to bury Xbox’s chances in Japan. By making the PS3 better-designed and better-performing than the badly-designed and badly-named Xbox360, they have undercut any interest I may once have had in Microsoft’s hand. Keeping this one afloat is gonna Bill a few tons of his limitless pocket-change.
So it’s a Ninty Revolution and a PS3 for me.
i want to draw eyes in between that lesbian ‘joystiq’
I like pictures of KINENNI. Kids seem to be in good spirits,but they will miss you. I find the scene pretty moving. I wish you the best of success in your chosen work.
-_-” what kind of lesbian toy does that controller look like seriously? can i have a link to the pic?
Without a guestbook I’m getting confused as to where people can start writing, “Update! Update, already!”
Monkeys will die.
My friend said that he heard ps3 is 1% as powerful as the human brain. What happens if you glue 100 of them together?
Ok what I just said was kinda confusing, I Mean he said that it has 1% of the power of a human brain, so it’s better than any other console.
…so it follows that the human brain is THE best console out there. In other words, STOP PLAYING THE 1% CONSOLE AND LIVE YOUR 100% LIFE!!!!
Yeah but you can’t get Quake 4 on The Brain. In fact any game involving shooting people about the face and neck without the aid of a console involves being in the army or going to prison. So your choice: ‘Shiny-PS3′ or ‘banana-up-the-bottom-hazing-session’?
If you wanna read the human brain comparison article it’s on the Observer website here:
http://observer.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,6903,1489635,00.html
Before I decide, I have one Important Question:
What kind of banana?
The kind that spit milk in you.
I will of course be getting all three, and long before any of you do! And I don’t even like games! Hahaaaaaaa! You won’t catch ME with me trousers!
I have a Xavix too, if anybody’s interested, or ever heard of it.
it is fully sick send me 1 please
Look how my human brain can do maths at 100 times the speed of a PS3:
Megadrive/Genesis+Eyetoy+ghey=Xavix
ps3 and revolution for me
xbox 360 looks like garbage … what kind of name is that anyway OMG 360…LIKE A CIRCLE … EVEN THOUGH IT’S NOT…. OMG LEET…
psh
The XBOX360 is not revolutionary. It’s a mere upgrade of the current Xbox, makes me feel like it’s a 0.5 update. Microsoft thinks like a bloody PC business company (well, they are) and all Xbox games will be on the better performing PC anyway.
Playstation
my vote deffo goes to ps3 the the first best christmas i can rememember i unwrapped a playstation and have loved them ever since BURN ALL THE XBOXES
I will go with…, um…BOTH! Probably 360 first when Halo3 comes out (which I don’t suspect you play). MGS4 looks fucking amazing, plus all the other PS3 shit.
Have you seen the revolution controller it looks like a fucking T.V. remote! Just go to google.com and then images and type nintendo revolution controller and hit enter. Xbox360 is lying when they say their the best game system. their just trying to get you dumb fucks to buy it. Microsoft will fail agan just like it did when it first came out 2001. Oh and why the fuck would you care about a fucking hardrive! It’s the gameplay and graphics you should care about you fucking cunts!
And what the fuck is it with the 360 it looks like a fucking cable box. Before I thought the fucking radiater look for the xbox was bad. The 360 looks even more fucking worse and it probably grow even worse looking over the years. And don’t try to pull some it has beter gamplay shit out of your asses you fucks!
I’m out and fuck revolution fans and especially you goddam ignoring 360 fans. You fucking geeks go to hell.
Also you Bill Gates the biggest damn geek of them all.
Richest man in the world my ass! Your already loosing money to sony. I would just give it up you know it all fuck! Stick to damn computers you stupid fuck!
shut the fuck up with the human brain and math shit you stupd bitch. The ps3 is simply the best.
Oh and who ever is making fun of the ps3 controller saying it’s a lesbian dildo. Should shut the fuck up and go shouve a real one up their ass intill it bleeds. Then watch your self blead to death you dumb fuck! God damn nintendo lover!
Alright….. who taught the 12 year olds how to type?
I guess when the game pisses you off for the last time you can just launch that bomberang at the TV and get back to living in the real world (assuming you can get your fat ass out of the chair you have been parked in for 3 days straight).
Screw you CrazyCanuck or what ever your damn name is you sould go fuck yourself. I sould throw the fucking ps3 cotroller at your head and watch you bleed you bitch. Why dont you get of your chair fat ass and go to the real world (Oh assuming you can you fuck!)
Oh and go mess with people your own age Crazycanuck you fucking pussy and I’m 14 so your two years off you retard. I also know how to type.
Microsoft has already lost 4 Billion on there shitbox. Do you think they can afford to lose another 4 million. No becuase the invested only 15 million in the xbox if they fail again knowing they probably will. We will have to say R.I.P to the xbox sorry microsoft it was fun while it lasted.
If you want one system to put all other systems out biusness. Your a fuking idiot becuase it would be the only system left; will raise in price up to like $1,000 becuase it would be the only game system you could buy. That’s why at least two systems would have to be in biznez so price woun’t raise highly. You all are stupid. And i’m not taking any systems side.
Wow… Alot of ps3 fanboys here. PS3 man the har drive does matter, It lets you run games smoother since it doesnt just use the dvd drive. It also lets you patch games that might have been shipped with bugs or to balance gameplay online. Seems foolish for a ps3 NOT to ship with a hard drive. Many developers have already said that the 360 and PS3 will be slightly if at all different in graphics(even the creater of Metal Gear Solid said that the xbox 360 would have no problems runnig it). Most gamers I know will buy at least two systems. I dont understand why you would want to be limit yourself to just one system.
Oh and go back to school. You desperately need it. I’m sure half the posters here are you. You sound like net kiddies.
Shut the fuck up Nick you bitch. The sony playstation 3 has a built in hardrive. Your such a fucking idiot why don’t you go back to school you little punk ass net kiddy! oh and stop talkin shit you lil’ s.a.p.(stankin ass pussy.)
Nick your probably a grown ass man who spends most of his day playing games and sucking dick all day you little fagot ass bitch!
Yesterday I got an xbox 360 and it kicks ass! I was going to wait for Ps 3 but screw it. I am tired of waiting for it. Sorry sony but your too slow. I alread got lik the same quality anyway. And i’d rather use the 360 controller than that gay lesbian dildo.
ps3 are for gay lesbians who want to mess up the fucking controller.
i’d just like to say that ‘PS3 man’ is a total arewipe! a total dick head! and fuck off back to dumb ass school! You would not recognise a decent games concole if it hit you in the fucking face you total wanker! the revolution is opening a whole new range of game play through movement of the controler. maybe you should read the text instead of just looking at the pretty pictures dip-shit!
wooooo go curl!
what makes you the nintendo guy anyways?
i think dick head thinks he’s a bit of a hard cunt. he needs a slap in the balls for being a fannyballs arse bandit.