HULK
HELLO READER OF YONGFOOK DOT COM. JON NO IN TODAY. JON BUSY SO HULK WRITE ARTICLE FOR JON. JON SAY TO HULK “HULK, WRITE ARTICLE THAT FUNNY YET INFORMATIVE, ABOUT WEBSITE NEW MEDIA SECTION”. HULK SAY OK BECAUSE HULK LIKE JON. HULK NO SMASH JON. HULK SAY TO READER OF YONGFOOK DOT COM THAT SITE GOT NEW SECTION. MEDIA SECTION UP TOP NOW GOT ALL YONGFOOK VIDEO AND MUSIC IN ONE PLACE. HULK LIKE CONVENIENCE!
JON SAY TO CELEBRATE NEW SECTION, JON PUT NEW VIDEO AND NEW MUSIC. JON SAY VIDEO IS BLOOPERS FROM ADULT ENGLISH CLASS ADVERTISEMENT PROJECT THAT JON PUT UP SOON. JON SAY NOT SO FUNNY BUT JUST SNEAK PREVIEW. JON SAY “LOOK AT HUGE PHONE, IT CRAZY!”. HULK SAY MAYBE CRAZY FOR PUNY HUMAN, BUT BIG PHONE LOOK LIKE PERFECT PHONE FOR HULK. HULK WANT TO BUY, BUT HULK REALISE IT FICTITIOUS PHONE. ONLY PROP. HULK SAD. HULK NEVER GET FRICKING BREAK IN LIFE.
VIDEO CLIP IS HERE.
NEXT HULK INTRODUCE NEW MUSIC. JON SAY NEW MUSIC CALLED “TWILIGHT FOOTSTEP”. JON SAY MUSIC “COMBINES JAPANESE SENSIBILITIES WITH WESTERN ORCHESTRAL ELEMENTS INCLUDING LIVE VIOLIN”. HULK LIKE VIOLIN. IT SOOTHE HULK WHEN HULK ANGRY. YOU WOULDN’T LIKE HULK WHEN HULK ANGRY.
MUSIC IS HERE.
HULK SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
PS. HULK NO LIKE JAPAN. EVERYTHING SO TINY AND SMALL IN JAPAN. HULK GO INTO JAPANESE TOILET - SMASH TOILET! HULK DON’T WANT OT SMASH TOILET BUT TOILET SO SMALL AND PUNY THAT HULK SMASH WITHOUT INTENDING TO SMASH. IT ACCIDENT, I SWEAR! THEN POLICE CAME SO HULK SMASH THEM. AND JAPANESE FOOD SO SMALL TOO! SUSHI SO TINY, SUSHI LIKE M&MS TO HULK. WHY JAPANESE FOOD SO SMALL? HULK WANT TO SMASH SUSHI BUT HULK DON’T WANT HANDS TO SMELL OF FISH.
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