you bunch of freaks

Over the last year the number of visitors to this site has gradually increased to literally tens of people.

Phnar! Pushing my annoying “its-funny-because-its the-opposite-of-what-I-really-mean” reticence aside for a moment, this website has become fairly popular if I am to believe my site statistics - getting around 400′000 hits a month from over 3500 identifiably different users. You come here for various reasons. Some of you come to read about The Jet Experienceâ„¢, some of you are friends and family checking to make sure I’m not dead, and some of you come to print out pictures of my girlfriend to stick into your scrapbook on which you have scrawled “MY GURLFRENZ!!!11″ in blunt red crayon.

Whilst I learn much about you, the readers, from your remarks in my guestbook and comments section - imagining you as you frantically smash keys with clenched, sweaty hulk-like hands - I find that I can learn the most about my readers from the keywords section of my statistics page.

Granted, the majority of people who come to this site will be from personal referrals or links from other websites, but the demographic that inspires the most curiosity is that small percentage who comes across this site from a web search they initiated.

So here is a small selection of terms that people have typed into search engine and eventually found their way - whether accidentally or not - to my site:

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I loved all the ones with really specific questions complete with question marks. Those were typed in by the same kind of people who exclusively use two index fingers to type and double click links on webpages. The most worrying part was the sheer number of people who had found my site during’research’ about penises, especially of the small variety. Perhaps I’m failing to see (or admit) some obviousity here but for the life of me I can’t fathom how my site has somehow become synonymous with small cock tiny cock penis small penis little penis tiny penis small cock tiny cock penis small penis little penis tiny penis small cock tiny cock penis small penis little penis tiny penis small cock tiny cock penis small penis little penis tiny penis small cock tiny cock penis small penis little penis tiny penis small cock tiny cock penis small penis little penis tiny penis small cock tiny cock penis small penis little penis like a gerbils feeding beaker tiny penis small cock tiny cock penis small penis little penis tiny penis small cock tiny cock penis small penis little penis tiny penis small cock tiny cock penis small penis little penis tiny penis small cock tiny cock penis small penis little penis tiny penis small cock tiny cock penis small penis little penis tiny penis small cock tiny cock penis small penis little penis tiny penis small cock tiny cock penis small penis little penis tiny penis small cock tiny cock penis small penis little penis tiny penis.

Unless you have all found my secret cock picture page, that is.

38 Responses to “you bunch of freaks”

  1. i have a penis with 11.5 cent .please i want to ask u if it is narmal and if i wall find a sexaul problem with my wife ? plaese answar me immidiatly

    ayoub / September 5th, 2005
  2. You sir are a fucked up duck to have a blog like this anyway, however your pleasure and you make $ at it. I just visited to see if any other fellos out there have small problems like mine. Please go fuck yourself in your own good time and you will eventually. Have a nice day.

    spike / January 29th, 2006
  3. my penis is 3 in. hard and almost invisible soft.in other words,i have no sex life.

    jack / February 20th, 2006
  4. i want to fuck my self but i van`t find my dick

    david / February 23rd, 2006
  5. my penis is only 2.5 inches long hard what do i do about sex?

    delroy williams / February 26th, 2006
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  10. Very nice site. Thanks

    Anonymous / May 5th, 2006
  11. My dick is 10 inc hard and 4 soft im african american and ate alot of u know wat growing up and my doctor said thats why my tissue has grown so much.

    Adrian / May 19th, 2006
  12. My dick is 2 inches hard, and about 1 soft. I have no bulge when im wearing underwear or a bathing suit, and its really thin to. My friends call me baby dick and cocktail weiner. The guy above is a god. Im 19, but im smaller then a 12 year old, and ive been made fun of by my friends 14 year old brother who was bigger than me. What do i do??

    Justin / June 8th, 2006
  13. Im thirteen and mine is 4 inches soft and 6 inches hard.

    Terrel / June 14th, 2006
  14. I was told that every time u fuck without a condom your dick grows. just make sure the girl u fuck is clean.

    Terrel / June 14th, 2006
  15. im 17, I have a 1inch penis and cant it up. What is the “you know what” that Adrian ate growing up?

    Dom Holland / June 15th, 2006
  16. I’m 13 also and i nkow Terrel is a wannabe liar. A) if he was so big @ 13 years old, he probably wouldnt go to this crazy blog site, and B) would instead be banging a chick right now. By the way, i don’t believe that you could be 13cm (13cm!!!!!!!!) and 9cm @ soft @ 13 y.o. im 4.5 inches hard and 2 inches soft. Kiss my ass, Terry, or whaterver your name is.

    Paul / June 28th, 2006
  17. BY the way, author, to get to this site from Google, i typed in: “masturbation techniques for small penis”

    Paul / June 28th, 2006
  18. having a small penis is not a handicap. men, you should not get disappointed or be shy.Many women like this small thing as they get pleasure with. You should be the one to satisfy your partner.You should trust yourself and you have the art to do so. By this way the partner will not see and care about the length of your penis.

    anny / August 11th, 2006
  19. im 13 and have a 1inch soft and 2.5 hard. it is really tiny and i get made fun of. when my friend sleep over i fell his dick while he sleeps and its Huge i wish u could suck his

    small / September 28th, 2006
  20. i also touch my step sisters while they sleep because its the only pleasure i get with such a tiny dick

    small / September 28th, 2006
  21. im 12 and im 5 in hard 3 in soft, is that normal?

    homie / October 9th, 2006
  22. im 12 yrs and im7 soft 13 hard, r u guys tiny, or am i too big??

    ddddd / October 9th, 2006
  23. anyone like sucking a noodle

    emos / October 21st, 2006
  24. My penis is 11″ erect and very thick. I’m thinking of a career in porn or making money out of it in another way. Any suggestions?

    Dame / November 15th, 2006
  25. my doctor says that im way above average and that i may be biggest in the world when i grow up. (note this is born talent, i was born 3 inches)!

    ddddd / November 20th, 2006
  26. the doctor said its a genetic thing, my dads 15 inches

    ddddd / November 20th, 2006
  27. I’ve been browsing your archives all week after a friend linked me here because of my interest in the JET Program. This is by far the best entry yet, not because of the content, but because of the comments.

    Caitlin / November 21st, 2006
  28. im 12 years old, im 7 inches hard and 4.5 inches soft,all my friends say im very big and i bragg about it whenever i can

    yourhomeboy / December 17th, 2006
  29. timmy has a 16 in penis which his mummy likes to use for her own personal enjoyment, although timmy is only 9 years old.

    timmy / December 28th, 2006
  30. might sound weird, but i like a guy with a small penis. you all might get lucky to get someone like me.

    Anonymous / January 15th, 2007
  31. i’m a frustrated mid-30’s man w/ 5.75in hard/ 1.5 in soft, iwant to suck big cock just to see whaat it feels like

    str8guy / February 2nd, 2007
  32. Galera meu pau tem 16 cm de tamanho e eu me sinto meio deslocado com esta situação. Gostaria de saber se vcs tem alguma tecnica para o aumento peniano??

    Hi people my dick has just 16 cm and i feel a little bit nervous and ansious about it. I’d like to know if you know some kind of technique to increase the size of my penis??

    thank for all

    Mateus Mizushima / February 2nd, 2007
  33. Hey, if any 12-14 year old want to get thier dick sucked email me at provuitton@hotmail.com

    Emily / February 5th, 2007
  34. i just turned fourteen like a month ago and im 6.5 inches when im hard and only like 2.5 when soft can somebody tell me if im like big or small cause i just wanna know where i stand

                                          Thanks
    
    jay / February 21st, 2007
  35. im 14 and 4.5 inches hard…. normal or not normal?

    Anonymous / February 27th, 2007

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